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NorthLoop

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  1. I should add that my dad has been a yellow dog Texas democrat his whole adult life. He owns more guns than 99% of these losers and grew up running cattle in Jack County. When the AR shit got popular and the gun nuts tried to argue that they were great for hog killing, my dad told me "if you can't kill a hog with a deer rifle, then you have no business owning land in Texas."
  2. I'll add to this conversation about war combat. My dad was drafted out of UT law school in '70 to go to Vietnam. Since he had a degree, he was given a desk job in Saigon. Didn't see action on the front lines, but his entire hotel was blown to bits by a VC kid on a bicycle. My dad was down the street when it happened but lost a handful of friends. Later he would get a nasty intestinal bug and had to be med flighted back to the states. He always said he would never complain about that being that the guys on that plane with him were in way worse shape than him. He was always shy about talking about his tour and never wanted people to think of him as a vet since he wasn't in the jungle getting shot at, but he still fucking served and did his duty, and almost died for it. JV Vance can lick my dad's taint.
  3. JD Vance knows what a biscuit glove is.
  4. Oh she's a fucking black belt in trying to make me feel like an asshole.
  5. DR often avoids direct hits from hurricanes.
  6. But was it above the garbage line? Hovering like an angel?
  7. Something fishy here. She handed it to you? My wife waits for me to ask to see the remote so she can get mad at me for calling her a stupid liar.
  8. Also what's up with JV's longcat releases? In the 30 min it takes your average maga to read the first half, they probably just give up on the second half.
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  10. Let's maybe practice some 1 on 1 drills against the GK. There's usually like 5 ways to score there and we seem to know none of them.
  11. I'm so glad we have 3 threads for this. My head would've exploded if we put it all in one place.
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  13. Derka you gotta watch out who you posterize at the park. This Turns into this
  14. You have to take it to the "Smash burger's that democratic VP candidates prefer" thread. Not to be confused with the "Which VP candidate would your wife smash" thread.
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  16. Garter snek - good snek. Eats lots of pests.
  17. Telling yall I took the FF with me when I moved to NB. You Austin folks can thank me.
  18. Biscuit's best bud Captain was with us for 2 weeks while my SIL and her family went on a road trip. They played bitey face nonstop for that whole time. This is about 30 min after Captain went home. You can see his skin is still a bit red from the grass allergy but the Apoquel has worked wonders. His black spots are coming back - we thought they were gone because they were just puppy spots but lo and behold they are showing up again because he's not gnawing his legs and belly anymore.
  19. Fucking Sunday. Every goddamn time.
  20. No. Can't remember that guy's handle. He was the one who knocked over some dude's motorcycle while Loko'd up.
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