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NorthLoop

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  1. Don't forget Mom and Dad Save the World.
  2. This. In HS I played 2nd base and several times I figured out the 3rd base coach's steal sign. Then I'd just tell the catcher in between innings to be ready to throw to 2nd if he heard me yell out something like "be on your toes xxxx". We'd mix up what I said so they wouldn't catch on. It worked like a charm.
  3. ItS aLL CyClicaL!!
  4. MTG is gonna turn that into a blow up doll and stick her dick in it.
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  6. calm down bro, it's Wednesday
  7. My 5yo son can describe, in detail, vacations we went on when he was 2. He's basically my clone, which is good I guess, because I can help him navigate it. Unfortunately for him he'll probably turn from cute to ugly when puberty hits.
  8. As far as the long term memory thing goes - I remember specific events from when I was a toddler, like 2 or 3. I even have a specific memory of a doctor treating my ear infection that made me scream bloody murder, and I found out later that I was 18 months old when that happened. My daughter is 14 and she can't remember anything from before like 3rd grade. We lived in a house for 2 years while she was in 1st and 2nd grade and she has zero memories from it. My wife is like her too, basically no memories from childhood. My inner monologue is nonstop. If I didn't take gummies or sleeping pills I would probably only sleep like 1-2 hours a night. Probably why I drank nonstop for the first 15 years of my adult life.
  9. This is me. I can meet someone and talk to them for 15 minutes and 3 seconds later forget their name forever. But if I see them again 20 years later I'll be like "hey I remember you from that party in Dobie back in 2001."
  10. I should've known better. I won't get a single drop from this bullshit.
  11. I do that shit with the door handle all the time. But it's usually because I'm drunk or not looking. Not because I'm an ancient racist robot fueled by adderrall.
  12. Guys we have an Aubrey Plaza likes to get nekkid and watch her dachshund fight coyotes thread.
  13. time to buy!
  14. There's not a chance in hell that actually happened. Even if every one of his staff was 100% convinced that PA was out, they wouldn't say a damn word to him about it.
  15. The ultimate problem here is that she'll take too long in the shower, which causes her to be running late, which causes her to be a bitch to everyone around her.
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  17. Yeah my plan is to cut his back to one every other day once the grass dies for the winter.
  18. Is 7 months too young for Apoquel? We tried all the other stuff a hundred times over but it was Apoquel that finally rid him of his skin allergies. $100/month for a 16 lb dog but totally worth it .
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  20. Yeah who am I kidding. I'll get half an inch and like it.
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  22. I want to believe..... My guess is that I'll end up with about 1.5 inches total out of all of this max.
  23. your mom
  24. I'm still a little drunk. I think I secretly wanted one of them to fight me.
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