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Scheiss Meister

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  1. That just proves that there's no damn excuse for the mail to be slow.
  2. I'm very sorry for your loss, Brisket. It sounds like your dad was an awesome man. I wish that I could have known him. RIP, Papa Brisket.
  3. "Wah!! A guy who's supposed to be objective didn't suck our dick on national TV! Then he didn't apologize for not making us happy! Wah!!" Silly aggy.
  4. I just called to check, and my jury duty scheduled for tomorrow has been canceled, pleasing me greatly. I value juries, and am always willing to serve on one. I've served on seven so far. The last one was so bad, though, that I'd just as soon not do so again, if I can help it.
  5. That's an impeckable answer.
  6. About 20 years ago the City of Bryan had a contest to suggest a tourism/development slogan. The winner was "The Good Life, Texas Style". A friend of mine sent in "Bryan: At Least You're Not In Hearne". Don't know why that didn't win.
  7. The new City of Lubbock tourism tagline: Lubbock, less depressing than College Station!
  8. I reckon it's the sleepy little town of Pascagoula, but I could be wrong.
  9. There aren't going to be any war crimes trials from this war. That's not how the world is anymore.
  10. I have a feeling that, when aggy stumbles this year, we'll be treated to a lot of texags posts with his picture in Longhorn gear and conspiracy theories that he is in collusion with the evil 'sips and even more evil Schloss. And I'm looking forward to it.
  11. Good God, the smell of burning chicken shit is horrible! I hope that everyone around that area is enjoying it right now.
  12. So aggy is #1, with a head coach who was the hitting coach last year, has never been a head coach, and has less than five years as a paid coach on his resume. I get that they have a lot of talent, but how does that add up? Surely the abilities and experience of the head coach have to factor in as well.
  13. I bet that no other TV series was responsible for employing as many bass clarinet players as The Twilight Zone.
  14. What time is aggy's playoff game again? Oh, right. I was about to hit submit when I realized that every Texas playoff game is their playoff game. They're just jumping loyalties to every team playing against Texas. So, never mind. It's the Cotton Bowl.
  15. Happy New Year, you Surly bastards. May 2025 be our Surliest year yet.
  16. Were they coca leaves? Who the hell steals any other kind of leaf?
  17. They would run them off. Mediocrity is the highest standard in aggyland. Nothing else will be accepted.
  18. I just can't wait to come to this thread after Texas wins the NC so that I can read all the folks bitching that Ewers didn't win it three days earlier or some stupid shit like that.
  19. Most of my life I've been told that the Second Amendment exists so that private citizens can resist oppression. When a private citizen exercises his Second Amendment right to resist oppression by a millionaire who made his millions by refusing treatment for thousands of people, the folks who originally told me that lose their fucking minds. I guess that they didn't mean that kind of oppression.
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