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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Not from their teaching salaries, but it doesn't matter; they may have paid into SS in other jobs, or their spouse may have, but they cannot receive SS benefits, anyway.
  2. He should have told her, "It's none of your business. Get out of the way." and just carried on.
  3. And keep in mind that teachers cannot collect Social Security. Those pensions are better than many who save on their own for retirement, but they aren't going to have you living on easy street.
  4. Those photos make me sick. We cannot, must not turn away. I would like to ask a certain party to look at those and explain to me how the hell it could have been worse.
  5. My son calls cyber trucks "wank panzers", and now I do, too. I saw my first one irl last weekend, and the wanker was four corner parked.
  6. No, another logical explanation is that the campaign knows that Trump will bluster and strut, then pull out at the last minute over some made up grievance. It's been his pattern this cycle.
  7. Who's going to tell him, "No."? I know I'm not. That much happiness is too rare in this old world.
  8. Today at lunch, having seafood with my dad, I was struck by a conundrum: Is it wrong to use delicious shrimp for fish bait, or is it wrong to eat the outstanding fish bait that is shrimp? And if one is wrong but not the other, why? (Yeah, the conversation hit a dull spot.)
  9. Makes me wonder how many kids she diddled.
  10. "It could be raining titties and I'd get hit in the face by one of Stoop's dildos."
  11. I have heard it said more than once that pitchers are not athletes. He has to be exhibit 1.
  12. My daughter read that while she was in high school. She asked me to read it, too, so that I could understand some of the questions that she had. I found it to be a very fine book that tracked perfectly with the Vietnam vets with whom I served. I need to read it again. She nearly threw up when I explained the soldiers singing "Lemon Tree" while recovering their buddy's remains.
  13. I probably disagree with a lot of what the protesters are saying, and I agree with a lot of it, too. But I fully agree that they have the right to protest peacefully, and that right was trampled to dust today. That's embarrassing for the school and the state, but I expect it from this increasingly messed up state.
  14. My word was epitome. I thought that it was pronounced with a long o and silent final e. Entertained the hell out of my freshman English teacher.
  15. What was Doomlet's take on your preparations?
  16. Who knew that Chik-fil-A is a boxer dropper? At least he didn't get his perv on on a Sunday.
  17. How is that even a question? Shit yeah I'd eat there. And enjoy the floor show.
  18. This right here. Let him feel the barnacles ripping off his skin and flesh while he's drowning, then let the screws turn what's left into chum and crab food.
  19. I see something similar with my wife lately. We'll discuss something, come to a conclusion on a course of action, and then have to repeat the process every day until the action is completed. It's getting to the point that I'm considering going to her next doctor's appointment with her to talk it over with both of them.
  20. Perhaps I should have said preparation and reinforcement. He was certainly prepared to be more aggressive than the shooter.
  21. As we were taught in Basic Training: only the hits count. From that close the car jacker's brain should have been all over that truck cab, but it's hard to bring one's self to kill another without training and reinforcement.
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