Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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Post a pic/gif/tweet that makes you say "very cool"
That's an expensive water trough, but very, very cool. Nice lawn ornament, too.
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Getting old sucks
I was working on my mower deck this morning. Came in for lunch pain free and fully functional. When I stood up from the table, my right knee hurt like a son of a bitch as soon as I put weight on it. No twist, no pop, no weird bend, just pain. It hurt to walk on it, to bend it, and to straighten it out. It swole up and hurt the rest of the afternoon. I had to sit in my recliner and take acetaminophen. This evening it has loosened up, the swelling is down, and I can move around again. I have no idea why it started hurting or why it stopped. What the hell?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Which surlster posts on TexAgs as BigPete3281? That is an excellent troll job. Well, entertaining, anyway.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
It's missing the "Kaboooong".
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
Fuck them putas.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The aggy softball team can still go to a super regional. They just have to buy tickets now. There's one scheduled 90 miles away that they can go watch.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The more important question is why they're still alive, but that works well enough, I guess.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Russia has said the same when the US authorized sending F-16s to Ukraine, the Brits sent their cruise missiles to Ukraine, Patriots were sent to Ukraine, etc. and not done shit about them. They won't do shit to Germany, either.
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Mexican navy ship hits Brooklyn Bridge
They shouldn't have hired an aggy captain. Seriously, though, how the fuck do you not know whether you'll clear or not ahead of time?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Those morons will go to great lengths to ignore reality. It's amazing and oh so funny.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
My dad got two bachelor's from UT, his master's at A&I and his PhD at aggy. When A&I was changed to aggy Kingsville, they wrote and offered to send him a new diploma with the name of the school updated. He sent back a letter telling them hell no. This occurred after he got his aggy PhD.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I crossed over the Brazos between Navasota and Brenham twice today. It was up, but not at record stage. That was before the game ended this evening, though, so it's probably up more by now.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Sounds like a good way to get a decent location for an air strike. C'mon, Navy, earn that flight pay.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Yep, even indirectly. I once worked with a guy who got his bachelor's in biology at West Texas A&M in Canyon. He moved to College Station to get a master's in ruminant nutrition at aggy. The first week that he was there, he saw a large plume of smoke near the airport next to A&M, so he watched the local news to see about the plane crash. Nothing. Two days later, he sees a bigger plume of smoke in the same area. Another plane crash that goes unreported on the local news. He's freaked out that two plane crashes could be covered up so thoroughly. When he asked a prof about it the next day, in class, the room busted out laughing. The prof then informed him that the smoke he was seeing was from the fire school, which is next to the airport. There is a cemetery directly under the flight path across the road at one end of the runway there. If a plane crashes on landing or take off there, we'll get a real life version of a classic aggy joke.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I didn't think of it before I saw this, but I wonder how much A&M's fire school has been affected by the cuts. They usually have fire fighters from all over the world going there for training, and a lot of FEMA disaster training. I need to get in touch with some folks I know who might have some insight into that.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Never had a MySpace or AOL email account. Did all the rest a lot. I wish that my Walkman didn't bite the dust. I'd still use the shit out of it.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
C'mon, y'all, cut him some slack. He's got a username to live up to.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I once worked with a guy who came in on a Monday talking about his son's surprise first birthday party. Isn't every kid's first birthday party a surprise party? Even if you tell the little goblin about it, it's not like it knows what you're talking about, or will even remember what you said.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
And this Texan loves New Mexico for it. Love me some green chile pork or chicken.
- Texas @ Arkansas Series Thread
- Texas @ Arkansas Series Thread
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
So the normal, expected economic consequences of a mismanaged pandemic, set in motion by trump before Biden took office.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Brenham High School has a winning record at DF from when the high school semis and finals were played there. I think Abilene Cooper does too, and probably more. Maybe specify college teams and you have it.
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William J. Le Petomane Thruway?
Now they'll never reach Rock Ridge!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Preach, brother! My younger brother and I would spend a few weeks every summer with my Grandma on her farm near Center. Every night we had to stand naked inspection for the little bastards. I hated Grandma's damn tweezers just because of the associated discomfort.