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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Strong username to post correlation.
  2. I have somehow become allergic to the adhesive on HEB brand band aids. I have two places on my left arm that are swollen and itch like hell where I put band aids over minor wounds that wouldn't stop bleeding. I haven't had band aids on those areas for four days and they still itch. I have to use Curad or Band-Aid brand now and pay twice as much. Dammit.
  3. Both. I haven't walked less than 24 inches past the back of a truck in 40 or more years. Just assume that the hitch is there, waiting to maul your leg like a shark at South Padre.
  4. Fuck you, too, Buddy. I had to get my wife to read that to me. I am seriously red/green colorblind.
  5. She was. She never let someone be a stranger for more than five seconds, and she took no shit from anyone. God, I miss her.
  6. My mom had to use a talker like that due to laryngeal cancer. One day when we were down at MD Anderson for a radiation treatment we went down to the cafeteria for lunch. There was a little girl about 5 years old in line behind us with her mom. She heard my mom say something to me and her eyes got huge and she gasped audibly. Then she turned to her mom and in that 5 year old "whisper" said, "Momma! That lady's a robot!" My mom humored her by acting like a robot the rest of the time we were in line. Later, she saw my mom eat some food and freaked out about the robot being able to eat. It was cute, and funny, as hell.
  7. I'm burning post oak in my offset turning spare ribs and top loin into delicious smoked meats and making my neighborhood smell like Lockhart. Happy Birthday, America. I love you, warts and all.
  8. The Windows sound on those always gets me.
  9. We each have our own tastes. I know several people who don't like green chiles.
  10. Having the perfect onion on your cheeseburger. Not sweet, not too mild, and not too hot. It just fits in with the mustard and pickles to bring the perfect spice to the whole burger. Sublime.
  11. I bet he got a nice bowl of soup with that jacket.
  12. I wonder how many questions he'll get in his press conference about burner phones, recruiting for Texas, and when he knew that he was going to Texas. You know that the texags "journalists" are dieing to ask those questions.
  13. No, just doing yard work around the house today. Just brutally hot, and I'm not 19 anymore.
  14. Working in this heat is kicking my ass. I was an out of shape office pogue for way too long.
  15. The city from which I retired last year has everyone working a summer flex schedule of four 10 hour days per week this summer. The exception is holidays. Weeks with holidays are four 8 hour days and a 8 hour holiday. So this year everyone is getting screwed out of a four day weekend AND the supervisors still have to figure out how to cover 24/7/365 operations with split schedules. Glad that's not me.
  16. Man, there you go, harshing my mellow.
  17. I hope that UW makes a better hire than aggy just to see texags explode with excuses and rationalizations.
  18. I'm in, although I feel a little bad sending them to Ohio.
  19. 77K former aggy per year voting to destroy UT > 40K per year is their math.
  20. I just got a text about that. Maybe aggy will stop doing stupid things with taxpayer money. Who the hell am I kidding? They'll never stop doing stupid things.
  21. Earley better pray that he wins big from the start. Any setback or drop in production will be blamed on Schloss and UT sending Earley to aggy to finish destroying their baseball program. If, no, when Texas beats the wheels off of aggy, Earley will get roasted.
  22. Cut the belly open first. If you let the decomposition gases build up it will float.
  23. If you look closely at those two headstones center left you can see that one has "Aggy Hopes" engraved on it, and the other has "Aggy Dreams". CDC personally buried them there.
  24. They should promote one of the current assistants to ensure that they are fully bought in to the aggy ethos. Oh, yeah. They left, too. Never mind.
  25. That's fair. I still don't blame Schloss for being emotional right after the loss, though.
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