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Scheiss Meister

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  1. About 20 years ago the City of Bryan had a contest to suggest a tourism/development slogan. The winner was "The Good Life, Texas Style". A friend of mine sent in "Bryan: At Least You're Not In Hearne". Don't know why that didn't win.
  2. The new City of Lubbock tourism tagline: Lubbock, less depressing than College Station!
  3. I reckon it's the sleepy little town of Pascagoula, but I could be wrong.
  4. There aren't going to be any war crimes trials from this war. That's not how the world is anymore.
  5. I have a feeling that, when aggy stumbles this year, we'll be treated to a lot of texags posts with his picture in Longhorn gear and conspiracy theories that he is in collusion with the evil 'sips and even more evil Schloss. And I'm looking forward to it.
  6. Loser gets eaten first.
  7. Good God, the smell of burning chicken shit is horrible! I hope that everyone around that area is enjoying it right now.
  8. So aggy is #1, with a head coach who was the hitting coach last year, has never been a head coach, and has less than five years as a paid coach on his resume. I get that they have a lot of talent, but how does that add up? Surely the abilities and experience of the head coach have to factor in as well.
  9. I bet that no other TV series was responsible for employing as many bass clarinet players as The Twilight Zone.
  10. What time is aggy's playoff game again? Oh, right. I was about to hit submit when I realized that every Texas playoff game is their playoff game. They're just jumping loyalties to every team playing against Texas. So, never mind. It's the Cotton Bowl.
  11. Happy New Year, you Surly bastards. May 2025 be our Surliest year yet.
  12. Were they coca leaves? Who the hell steals any other kind of leaf?
  13. They would run them off. Mediocrity is the highest standard in aggyland. Nothing else will be accepted.
  14. I just can't wait to come to this thread after Texas wins the NC so that I can read all the folks bitching that Ewers didn't win it three days earlier or some stupid shit like that.
  15. Most of my life I've been told that the Second Amendment exists so that private citizens can resist oppression. When a private citizen exercises his Second Amendment right to resist oppression by a millionaire who made his millions by refusing treatment for thousands of people, the folks who originally told me that lose their fucking minds. I guess that they didn't mean that kind of oppression.
  16. From way the hell over here TEXAS!!!
  17. Unless the other team figures out the frequency and zaps a couple of linemen while they're set. Recipe for false starts.
  18. Scheiss Meister replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz
    Uh oh. They must have gone no lube on me, because I had nothing but air for almost 24 hours. I did learn to include some live culture yogurt or home fermented sauerkraut in a couple of meals after the procedure to help fortify the gut bugs. I didn't after my first one and had some gut trouble for a few days.
  19. Miz Long sounds kinky. I bet she's thought about shocking your junk.
  20. Scheiss Meister replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz
    Post colonoscopy farts are the only farts in your life that you can absolutely trust. There's nothing left in there to make an oopsie.
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