Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
For corps turds, it is.
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I have graduated after 20 years
Congratulations! I'm glad that you seized the opportunity and made it happen.
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1st Record, Cassette, CD, download
For my first LPs, I got The Beach Boys "Endless Summer" and ELO "A New World Record" for Christmas. The first that I bought was "Sergeant Pepper's...". I don't remember my first 45, but it was probably a promotional that I won from our local radio station in a "Name That Tune" type of contest. ETA - I just remembered, I bought "Philadelphia Freedom" by Elton John for my first purchased 45. The first cassettes that I bought instead of mixing my own from the radio were Chuck Mangione "Children of Sanchez" and Andrew Lloyd Webber "Requiem", purchased together. My first CDs were Tears For Fears "Songs From The Big Chair" and Dire Straights "Brothers In Arms", again purchased together. I can't remember first download.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
No, I've never seen footwear that I thought was flushed. I did help clean out a manhole that had been used as a trash dump by a construction crew that had a flip-flop in it, along with debris like trimmings from 2x4s, bricks, shingles, a broken hammer, and various trash. They popped the cover off and just used it as a dumpster until it started overflowing. Assholes.
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Go Army, Beat Navy
Go Navy, Beat Army!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Sometimes life chooses for you. I do dream of moving somewhere that I'm not surrounded by idiots, but I have what I have, and it's pretty good.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Are you on a septic or other on-site sewer system? If so, I'm glad for you. If you, like most people, are on a public utility sewer system, ask the folks who work on the collection system, lift stations, and at the treatment plant if they are having the problems for you. A surprising number of things will flush down a toilet. I have seen panties, bras, men's boxers, swim trunks, tees shirts, photographs, folding money, string, a banana in a condom, and other things that I'm sure were flushed that had to be pulled out of a lift station pump or made it to the bar screens at my plants. Just because you can get it down the toilet doesn't mean it should be in the system.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I have to go with maybe. I'm not familiar with these specifically. I have heard that truly flushable wipes are being worked on, but not that anyone has made it happen yet. Biodegradability is not a good measure for judging how these will affect a sewer system. Paper towels are plant based and biodegradable, but still cause problems in sewer systems. Your hideous pumpkins, which I love, are biodegradable and plant based, but they would cause problems in a system for sure. Try this: get two glass jars with lids, between a pint and a quart each. Fill each up half to three quarters with water, then put a wipe in one and an equivalent amount of toilet paper in the other. Put the lids on and shake them for 15 or 20 seconds. If the wipe falls apart like the TP does, they're good to go. If not, please don't flush them.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This. I live less than 20 miles from pyle field, so I can't hope for a nuke. I'll have to settle for the Earth opening up and swallowing them all, or a tornado. Maybe a volcano springing up at the 50. Something like that.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
There are NO flushable wipes! Those damn things are horrible. They make massive plugs in sewer lines, clog and cause excessive wear on pumps, clog aerators, and generally fuck up everything in a sewer system. I've been retired for two years and still have a visceral hatred for them. I'm glad she likes how it makes her naughty bits feel. As long as she throws them in the trash instead of flushing them.
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Texas -- a failed state
Fucking fascists.
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Trump’s America
You're close. Keep looking down the path shown by Germany, Italy, Spain, and Hungary to see what happens in 2026.
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Trump’s America
This assumes that the $12 billion will be paid out. And if it is paid out, it will go to ADM, ConAgra, and noted soy bean farmer Scott Bessent. I doubt that any "little guys" see a dime of it.
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Colin Allred, doing what nobody asked
I love the thought of Senator Jasmine Crockett. Imagine her questioning a trump nominee for any position. My only concern is whether she can win a statewide seat in Texas. Redneck, racist, sexist Texas.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I want the delicious spectacle of aggy losing to Miami and missing Georgia for yet another year.
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2025 FCS Playoff Bracket (4 TX teams)
Axe 'em, Jacks!
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
I have no idea where they got the oakum from. It had to be in storage at the shop, because the repair was done late at night, and no stores were open. It was a strange night.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
America is the land of huge expense for capital improvements, but hardly a dime for maintenance. In all of the plant improvement projects that I helped with we specified the pumps, blowers, and other equipment based on best value over the expected life of the equipment. We spent a lot of time and effort to get as close as possible to the actual maintenance costs needed, then put the anticipated annual maintenance costs in our budget requests every year. Every year the finance department took those specific numbers out and put in their own, much lower, numbers. Then they wondered, every damned year, why our maintenance costs exceeded budget every year. When you add that maintaining burried utilities is difficult, expensive, and inconvenient, you get ancient, decrepit water and wastewater lines that fail more and more frequently. In 1992 assisted with a repair on a broken water line on the courthouse square of the city where I was working. The line was installed in 1912, and was made of oak barrel staves. Basically about 500 feet of two foot long, 12 inch diameter oak barrels. We repaired the break with PVC and oakum sealant and got it back in service that night. That city did not replace the barrel stave pipe until around 2006, from what I was told. That is not uncommon, especially in smaller cities with very limited budgets.
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Trump’s America
I'm not too pissed about him sleeping. He can't fuck shit up while he's asleep. No, I'm more disappointed that he keeps waking up.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
A federal requirement for low flow showers was implemented some time back. Just like the low flow toilets and faucets, it was to help with water conservation, and it works well. But when you have terminal opposition disorder, can't nobody make you save water by taking a "weak" shower. The shower heads are more difficult to modify, but it's generally not hard to remove the required regulator from the faucets and shower heads. They still work fine, they just let fuckheads waste water.
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Trumps War on drugs, Venezuela and Colombia
That SEAL admiral needs to be introduced to a yardarm.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Don't forget the horrible and vile people who follow and enjoy her shit. We need for the stocks to make a comeback.
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Gun to your head: name your favorite book ever
Lonesome Dove - overall favorite and top fiction The Lord Of The Rings - second fiction Summerland by Michael Chabon - third fiction Battle Cry Of Freedom by James McPherson - top non-fiction Lone Star, A History Of Texas And Texans by T. R. Fehrenbach - second non-fiction Empire Of The Summer Moon by S. C. Gwynne - third non-fiction Goodbye To A River has to be in there somewhere, too.
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a Disservice to our sport - let's up the ante - decline the bowl game
Refusing to play in a bowl game is whiny bitch-assed shit. Backing out of games already scheduled because they may be too hard is whiny bitch-assed shit. Nut up, motherfuckers. Damn!
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The "Dear God, what the fuck is that?!"