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Scheiss Meister

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  1. My condolences, nnm.
  2. Good of the Dodgers that they are helping Toles. Fuck the Dodgers, though.
  3. This^^^^ At least once a week my wife asks me where some bruise came from, and I don't remember bumping or hitting anything with enough force to leave a bruise. Hell, sometimes I'm bleeding from bumping something and don't remember bumping anything. Thin skin sucks.
  4. Where's Kevin? Anyone who can whip a chimp bare handed can destroy any of those. The actual correct answer is John Clark. Dammit, beat by seconds.
  5. I could be wrong, but that trainload of T-34s looked shopped to me. I mean, they would be grapes on the battlefield, and I'd love for the Russkies to send them up as cannon fodder and mine clearing vehicles, but that would be scraping through the bottom of the barrel and into the dirt.
  6. Doesn't anyone fucking knock?!
  7. McCaul has been a pleasant surprise to me on Ukraine, so far. I hope that he sustains that.
  8. The one door thing has always been ridiculous to me for tactical reasons. I remember an incident in the 90s, I think in Arkansas, where a kid set up outside a door of a school with a rifle while another kid pulled the fire alarm. Kid with the rifle then started picking off teachers and kids as they filed out in response to the fire alarm. It was shockingly effective at a school with multiple doors. Reduce that to only one or two exits and you have made very effective kill holes. Insane, but that's the way a lot of folks roll.
  9. Reading that article reminded me that a lot of people have trained to kill Russians at Grafenwoehr and Hohenfels over the last 80 or so years. Hell, probably much longer than that.
  10. I have it on good authority that Unknown (not on roster) is really turning heads in practice this week. Like, "move him to second unit" impressive play.
  11. If they've been retrofitted with the 120mm main gun, yes. If not, as I recall, the older 105mm du antitank rounds were quite sufficient against T-72s in the first Gulf War.
  12. These dickcheeses couldn't even cut it in the movie Aladdin. "The monkey has a sword!" "Fools, we all have swords." It apparently never occurred to them that two of them armed with any firearm outgunned the murderous punk.
  13. There you go, using logic. Haven't you seen the rest of the thread? Logic has no home here.
  14. Better yet, blow the Kerch bridge with his train on it. See if he can fly or swim.
  15. Plus the distance to Austin and proximity to my dad and brothers.
  16. I've never been through Brownfield, so I'll take your word for it. Lots of little town diners and drive-ins produce some really good food. The Burton Cafe had the best burger I ever put in my mouth, until it closed.
  17. No. I'm talking about outside Navasota. There's nothing here, but I can get to it from here. I hear that you can't get to anything from Brownfield.
  18. If I ever get to retire, my wife and I have talked about staying put, or maybe moving to the Taos area. Who knows? But I agree that there are few places in Texas that I find more attractive than right where I am. I've put work and sweat into this place, and it's kinda got ahold of my heart.
  19. I live just outside of Navasota and really like it (aside from the aggy infestation), so, yeah. I've also lived in a small East Texas town. I might could live there, but there's no way in hell that I was going to raise my kids there. Some of the folks there were the most backward, proudly ignorant people I have ever run into. I would say that if you find a small town populated by people with similar values to yours, you can do well. If you have different values from most in the town, it won't be so pleasant.
  20. There is no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.
  21. I met a non-SEAL diver once, and he seemed to be the most competent, organized, and focused individual I ever met. The kind of man you want with you if anything anywhere gets sideways.
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