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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Most likely just recovery vessels to look for and recover the drone pieces. Maybe a couple of small escorts, too. They'll need divers. Aren't SEALs divers?
  2. I think that I would put that resume in the circular file. If everyone you meet are assholes...
  3. In her defense, it is difficult and awkward to try to express "Woke is where I have to admit that people that I want to oppress have a right to not be oppressed." in a manner that doesn't sound like a Hitler quote.
  4. I will admit that only OG Tabasco is acceptable for C rations/MREs.
  5. I bet the Rivet Joints over the Black Sea get fighter escorts from now on. Hell, they may already. The Reaper can carry multiple AIM-9X Sidewinders, too.
  6. Those assault groups don't seem like they would have a lot of value for defending ground, especially from more mobile and better equipped mechanized units. That lack of C3 is a recipe for defensive disaster. We'll see once the Ukrainian offensive begins.
  7. Brought fists to a gun fight. Dumbass.
  8. As stated above, there is no one sauce for everything. OG Cholula, green Cholula, OG Tabasco, green Tabasco, El Yucateco Rojo, and El Yucateco Verde all have their place. May as well ask what is your favorite golf club.
  9. Buy cheap, blend with theirs, sell at their price. Saudi helps Russia dodge sanctions and makes a profit while they're at it. Saudis are bastards.
  10. That model worked 30 years ago against Iraq, and again later against Afghanistan and a sanctions weakened Iraq. The assumptions behind that model aren't playing out in Ukraine, and will most assuredly be challenged if we face Russia or China, or another near peer adversary. Remember, after the adoption of air to air missiles, fighters would never need guns. Until Vietnam proved otherwise. I'm not saying you're entirely wrong, but don't count on it being that simple.
  11. Silly shits don't understand that they haven't earned any respect. Not by winning, not by behaving in a manner that would encourage respect, and not by respecting others. They can’t fathom that if they act like pissants, they will be treated like pissants.
  12. My first thought, too.
  13. It would take me weeks to shit on every one of those graves, but I'd give it a shot. Better yet, remove the markers, plow the earth flat, and plant the whole cemetery in sunflowers. Harvest the seeds, extract the oil, and send it to the next of kin with an explanation of the source.
  14. While you're recovering, when they come in to talk to you about what they found, just ask the doctor if he found the missing miners. Cracks them up, every time. Or maybe not.
  15. Or you could take your own silverware and keep it in your office. You know that you have, and you know that it's clean.
  16. Monkeys on dogs never fails to crack me up.
  17. Now we're talking. ETA - While we're dreaming, three or four B-52 Arc Light runs along the Russian lines would be wonderful. Either 51 500 lb bombs or 30 1000 lb bombs, dropped in rapid succession along a trench line, would make a lot of Russian women widows.
  18. With MANPADS, it would be a smoking hole in the ground before it opened fire. Nice sentiment, though.
  19. He was the first to know that they'd been hit. Probably saved him from burning to death, if the tank brewded up.
  20. I read that in David Attenborough's voice.
  21. Fuck that puta mom.
  22. Here we see a prime example of what living in College Station will do to one's brain.
  23. So, if I live in Alabama or Georgia and blog about their Nazi activities, how are they going to come get me?
  24. Man, that would fuck up your whole day. Why it's important to check for booby traps, Exhibit A.
  25. Most of the grenades I've seen in videos are small. Their kill zone won't be very big, and as @RDCanecutter said, uneven ground will dissipate a lot of blast and shrapnel. I want to see them dropping 60mm or 82mm HE and WP rounds on those clusterfucks we've been seeing. Those will do some real damage, but may be too heavy for the drones. ETA - Of course the WP rounds are to destroy the weapons and equipment in the area, not targeted on personnel. That would be wrong.
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