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  1. Scheiss Meister
    Didn't @Walden Ponderer move up that way several years ago? I hope that he and his family are ok.
  2. Scheiss Meister
    That's not weird and creepy. Not at all. s\off
  3. Scheiss Meister
    Not the greatest movie, but I loved Dame Maggie in "Keeping Mum". She was a, shall we say, different sort of Mary Poppins. And of course pulled it off flawlessly.
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    From well named Nastysota... TEXAS!!!
  5. Scheiss Meister
    From Vernal, Utah, on the road home to TEXAS!!!
  6. Scheiss Meister
    From the not so sunny wilds of Oregon TEXAS!!!
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    I wish I had some of the grape jelly from the old C-rats. Being in the reserves, we did a lot of 2 and 3 day field exercises where we had to jam a lot of training into a little time. I would eat a tin of C-rat peanut butter on the Thursday before going into the field, and it would stop me right up for a couple of days. No shitting in the woods and running to catch up for Lcpl Scheiss! Sunday afternoon when we got back to the reserve center, I would eat a tin of the grape jelly. About 8:00 that night I would take a long, productive dump. It worked very well for me. Like you said, balance. A salad with supper last night and another for lunch today and I have a nice, empty gut. I ain't the Scheiss Meister for nothing.
  8. Scheiss Meister
    I'm traveling by car, so no laxatives. Fiber is working, though. Juuust right.
  9. Scheiss Meister
    Fuck constipation, and fuck Neptune's kiss.
  10. Scheiss Meister
    From final preparations for my latest adventure... FIGHT!!!
  11. Scheiss Meister
    I don't understand why every chief wasn't busted to seaman and discharged, and I don't understand why none of the "investigating" officers haven't been fired. How much brain power does it take to figure out that there has to be an external antenna, and it has to be on the very top of the ship? Yet no one looked for the antenna on the exterior of the ship? I think some of the officers were in on it, too.
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    Hey Navy! You drive the fucking boat and let the Marines do the rifle work, ok? Good lord!
  13. Scheiss Meister
    I imagine that the stop motion/claymation industry had a huge downturn when Peter Gabriel stopped making videos.
  14. Scheiss Meister
    Fuck them, too. They should have kept that murder kitty out of my neighborhood.
  15. Scheiss Meister
    Fuck all of that. If I saw that happening in my neighborhood, my camera wouldn't come out until there were 2 or 3 .30-06 rounds in that cat's carcass and it wasn't moving.
  16. Scheiss Meister
    There must not be any maps in maga-world.
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    When he dies I may have switch to Spirit of SM, because I may overdose on maga misery. Can't use Ghost, LL already has that one.
  18. Scheiss Meister
    I will most certainly remember that when I vote for Kamala. And I, too, will laugh.
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    For a time we had a lady from Honduras cleaning our offices at work who made and sold the best tamales I ever had. She would bring in 12 dozen and you had to move fast to get a dozen. She stopped coming, so we asked the cleaning service about her. Her asylum had been denied and she was deported. The two guys bitching about it the most were both huge trumpanzees who were always on about "throw those damn illegals out!" Weird folks.
  20. Scheiss Meister
    Sage advice. I'm now at the sniffles and scratchy throat "when is this shit going to finally let go?" stage. Almost, but not quite, finished.
  21. Scheiss Meister
    I was a 60mm mortarman. My favorite round to fire was Willie Pete (white phosphorus for those who don't know) because of the cool mushroom clouds when they hit. Officially they were to be used to generate smoke and ignite flammable equipment, not on troops. But they did train us on the kill radius on troops in the open. (100 meters, if I remember correctly.)
  22. Scheiss Meister
    Ukraine is only targeting equipment like rifles, machine guns, ammo, uniforms, web gear, packs, and so forth. Certainly not the Russians in the uniforms, web gear, etc. The Russians just need to distance themselves from the equipment and they'll be ok.
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    Damn! Gandalf meant it when he told them they shall not pass there.
  24. Scheiss Meister
    From sitting in my recliner, cussing this damn summer cold... TEXAS!!!
  25. Scheiss Meister
    Little of column A, little of column B.

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