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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Miz Long sounds kinky. I bet she's thought about shocking your junk.
  2. Post colonoscopy farts are the only farts in your life that you can absolutely trust. There's nothing left in there to make an oopsie.
  3. In October 2000 my dad, my brother, and I went camping at Lower Beaver Creek campground, just outside South Fork, Colorado. It was off season and we had the campground to ourselves. The squirrels had obviously been fed all summer by idiots who camped there, and were starving. When I cooked our meals I used one hand to mix, stir, etc., and the other to fend off demon squirrels, intent on stealing our food. It was highly annoying, and we all came close to being bitten. That guy isn't doing that marmot any favors by feeding it.
  4. Because they're worth more to society.
  5. I live out in the county. No curb, no pick up, and no scroungers. Besides, that old thing was too torn up for even college students.
  6. We're getting a new love seat delivered, so yesterday I moved the old one out, stripped the metal from it to sell with some other scrap metal that I have, and took the rest to the dump. My back is making me grumpy today. I ain't 19 any more, for sure.
  7. But, I've been assured that nothing like this could happen at a private christian school unless the shooter is an outsider. No good christian kid would do such a thing. Must be fake news. I wish it was fake news.
  8. Some of you would argue with a fence post, even if you had to kick the post to get the argument started.
  9. I enjoyed the heck out of it, just for an escape for a while. But I have notoriously poor taste, as shown by being a part of Surly.
  10. Put that plate in front of me and I'm removing all of it.
  11. Go Navy, beat Army!
  12. Go Navy, beat Army!
  13. Who are you going to believe, texags or your own eyes?
  14. I wonder if he saw that coming?
  15. Waiting impatiently to watch our guys make Georgia howl TEXAS!!!
  16. Light the Tower, guys.
  17. But it beats the hell out of the alternative. So far, anyway.
  18. From sunny cool southern Brazos County, far too close to aggy TEXAS!!!!!!!
  19. This is also my life. You have my enduring sympathy.
  20. From sunny, cool Brenham, waiting while my father gets some skin cancers removed TEXAS!!!
  21. Looks like Ukraine will go back to burning Russian oil depots. Not that anyone really expected Russia to keep their end of a deal.
  22. From my recliner, preparing for a day of mowing and chainsawing FIGHT!!!
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