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Scheiss Meister

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  1. No Somerville Yeguas? I am disappoint. I once attended a game between the Center Roughriders and the Coldspring Trojans. Obvious comments and bad jokes were bandied about all game.
  2. Very sorry to hear that. Hopefully he brings the success rate up to 13%.
  3. RIP, Coach Gus. Thank you for the baseball memories.
  4. Team asteroid. "Shoot them. Shoot them both."
  5. Happy 2023, assholes.
  6. Cue the Jon Lovitz SNL skits: "Yeah, that's the ticket!"
  7. Bolded and underlined. It's the home of aggy. Damn near everyone involved in county government is aggy. Why would you expect professional behavior?
  8. ^^^^^ Two-fer
  9. Merry Christmas to all of you reprobates and hooligans. Peace and joy to you and all of your families.
  10. That's what I imagine Sawney Bean's family looking like.
  11. Thank you!
  12. Excuse me?! I think you're a little off on that last one.
  13. Like Charlie Brown, The Grinch, and Rudolph, this story is a holiday must. Kudos, @Beau Vine.
  14. Well done, ladies. You earned it.
  15. Man, there's nothing like the sound of a good military band. That was nothing like the sound of a good military band.
  16. Poor guy. I hope he gets over his crud quickly. Being a sick kid at Christmastime sucks, even more than having a sick kid at Christmastime does.
  17. I wouldn't be surprised one bit to find out that we have been quietly training Patriot operators and maintenance personnel for some time. I sure hope that we have been doing so. Logistics aside, giving Ukraine Patriots seems like a big jump. Is it too much to hope that ATACMS are not far behind?
  18. RIP, Pirate. You will be missed.
  19. Fair winds and following seas, Pirate. You made college football more fun and better.
  20. I like the thought, but that violates the Geneva Conventions as biological warfare. I thought about fouling drinking water supplies with sewage, but, again, a no-no.
  21. I can't imagine.
  22. I'm not going to admit that I've done that, but I can't deny it, either.
  23. My favorite line, which I have adapted on a couple of occasions - "Don't vex me, Frank, or I'll fix your mouth so it won't hold soup!" Second favorite - "Oh, Frank! You know I like the rough stuff!"
  24. Multiple gas line explosions? That looks odd to me, but I'm no expert on fires.
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