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Scheiss Meister

Certifiably Surly
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  1. What is his owner's Surly handle?
  2. 29%
  3. Not often you get to watch your team let the game slip away twice in the same game. Nice.
  4. Baker Mayfield is a dick, true, but he has never promised to use his power of pardon to free a murderer from the consequences of his crime. No, Abbott is the worst, by a long shot.
  5. My daughter and her fiance moved to Oregon because of this shit eater and his shit eater Republican cronies. Fuck them, each and every one, and every shit head who votes for them. ETA - You just know that Abbott and the leaders of the legislature are looking for three Black Democrats to kick out of the legislature to show that they won't be outdone by Tennessee.
  6. Surly circa 1575.
  7. This. Hang him, shoot him, feed him alive to hogs, just don't let a disloyal fuck who betrayed his oath live.
  8. Yep. Scottish, too.
  9. 14? I'm 12. Hehe, hehe.
  10. ^^^^^^ Outstanding! Congratulations.
  11. Yep. I've already seen it on Facebook. Stupid morons.
  12. It doesn't relate to pregnancy hormones. Every time we leave the house for anything from a weekend to a two week vacation my wife goes into full nesting mode. Like, "Let's do all this shit I've been putting off for years in one afternoon." Telling her that her goals are unreasonable is not conducive to having a good weekend away. Just let her find out on her own.
  13. That dude's world is going to change when he's doing 70 on the freeway and that lizard runs up his neck and over his ear.
  14. "While she was sleeping." Riiiiight. And that snake's not 4 feet long. Closer to 2. Still gross, though.
  15. That display is not just for this baseball game. Those morons buy and wear that shit all the time. It's a mental illness.
  16. My brother needed one of those for his sister-of-Satan ex wife.
  17. Do you know the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? The hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.
  18. My condolences, nnm.
  19. Good of the Dodgers that they are helping Toles. Fuck the Dodgers, though.
  20. This^^^^ At least once a week my wife asks me where some bruise came from, and I don't remember bumping or hitting anything with enough force to leave a bruise. Hell, sometimes I'm bleeding from bumping something and don't remember bumping anything. Thin skin sucks.
  21. Where's Kevin? Anyone who can whip a chimp bare handed can destroy any of those. The actual correct answer is John Clark. Dammit, beat by seconds.
  22. I could be wrong, but that trainload of T-34s looked shopped to me. I mean, they would be grapes on the battlefield, and I'd love for the Russkies to send them up as cannon fodder and mine clearing vehicles, but that would be scraping through the bottom of the barrel and into the dirt.
  23. Doesn't anyone fucking knock?!
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