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  1. Scheiss Meister
    Turnip is just imitating his hero, Hitler. In 1933 labor leaders and unions asked to have May 1 as a holiday to celebrate labor. Hitler approved the holiday for union members, then outlawed labor unions the next day. Turnip's plan would offer free IVF, then outlaw it.
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    Test said negative and it's already easing up, so hopefully it isn't Covid. But I'll stay paranoid, just in case. Get over yours quickly!
  3. Scheiss Meister
    Damn this summer chest cold. When I speak I sound like Barry White, which my wife likes, so there's at least that, but damn I hate how my chest hurts when I cough.
  4. Scheiss Meister
    Sounds like a name made up for the loony sportscaster on a comedy about a small market TV station.
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    Obama

    Scheiss Meister replied to Zombie's topic in Cloak Room

    He looks presidential in anything he wears. I have always envied men who can look like a million bucks in anything they choose to wear.
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    He's a weird ghoul. I can definitely see him as a youth pastor, complete with child porn/molestation mugshot for his bona fides.
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    I like to believe that if turnip tried to do that, he'd catch a butt stroke from one of those Garands that The Guards carry.
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    I check mine regularly, but what I figure will happen is that a big purge will occur at 4:50 pm on the last day to register for the 2024 election. That way those purged will not have the opportunity to re-register.
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    Tell them that in some cultures that is believed to be a harbinger of death, like an owl calling outside an ill person's window.
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    And what's wrong with that? Shit funded my children's college education. He can have it. I'm retired now.
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    C'mon, Joe. Let them hit those airfields.
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    The TEMU Kennedy.
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    I agree, but them being ahead of aggy is fun.
  14. Scheiss Meister
    I don't have the skill to turn it into a meme, but Vance reminds me of the kid in the leather hat and goggles waiting to see Santa with Ralph and Randy in A Christmas Story. Every time he speaks, it sounds like, "I like the Wizard of Oz." Weirdo.
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    That's a Sikh asswhipping.
  16. Scheiss Meister
    Tonight I learned that I totally love Kamala and Tim, and that contributing to Burnt Ends gives one permission to be a total troll without repercussions. Does my tree fiddy buy the same indulgence?
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    I do feel like I was just part of something special. I'll allow it.
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    No one is leaving the hall. This was a PARTY, and they don't want it to end.
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    I'm fired up! That's one of the most motivating speeches I have ever heard.
  20. Scheiss Meister
    Do it!
  21. Scheiss Meister
    Then may his remaining service be short.
  22. Scheiss Meister
    Oo, oo! Let me give them back, please!
  23. Scheiss Meister
    I like the way you think, but I want some mobility so that I can be sure I'm in the best position to execute my mission.
  24. Scheiss Meister
    Every time I see footage from that day, I wish that I had been there with an M-60, 5 or six spare barrels, and 5,000 rounds of ammo. There should have been lots of people accompanying Ashley Babbit to Hell that day. If you voted for Trump before January 6, 2021, I can be generous and think that you were just stupid. If you would vote for Trump now, you are a traitor.
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    In my head I heard the one that goes back to fuss at him using his Buford T. Justice voice to say, "There is no way that you are the fruit of my loins."

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