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Scheiss Meister

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  1. The fire got me thinking. (A dangerous pastime, I know.) If Russia is mobilizing pilots right off of a departing plane, are they grabbing fire and EMS, too? That could have some bad consequences.
  2. Privates and second lieutenants, too.
  3. Wait until the bridge has a bunch of equipment and workers on it, then hit them and the bridge. Rinse and repeat as necessary.
  4. That kid is going to be a nightmare for Russians when he's grown. Fuck Putler and all of his minions. May they all die in pain.
  5. From the depths of my office FIGHT!!!
  6. Re the prisoners going AWOL: Really?! Who would have expected that? Dumbfucks.
  7. About 1/4 of my mom's many cousins (my grandmother had 11 siblings) lived in northwestern Louisiana or southwest Arkansas, including two near Fouke. One said that the stories were bullshit, the other claimed to have seen it. At 10 I believed the second one. No, I keep creeks from being "boggy".
  8. When I was 10 my little brother and I watched "The Legend of Boggy Creek". For a month afterward I wouldn't sit near a window in case that bastard decided to try to grab me. If you've seen the movie, you know the scene that got me.
  9. See that house with the trump flag, kids? Egg the fuck out of it!
  10. Damn, Shooter, that sucks. I hope that something comes up for you very soon.
  11. It will be funny when the Agricultural Brigade drags off the dragon's teeth and uses them to stop the erosion in their creeks.
  12. I, too, thought that people who died on TV or in the movies really died, but I thought that they were on death row and were given a choice of riding the lightning or dieing in the movies. I thought that there were still giant radioactive ants and tarantulas roaming the West, looking to eat me. There was an old stone building with barred windows a couple of blocks from my house that every kid I knew believed to be a portal to hell that had been sealed off. And I was convinced that The Creature From The Black Lagoon roamed the sewer system, biding his time until he could reach up through the toilet or bathtub drain and grab me.
  13. If Belarus has them, maybe. That would put Lukashenko in a bind, though, if he has internal unrest. And with a bunch of Belarussian volunteers fighting for Ukraine, I bet that some of them would be willing to return home and help start some mischief.
  14. Hey, now! He's shit, but he's not that kind of shit. That would be a toxic discharge into a collection system, would damage the bacteria population of the receiving plant, and would run afoul of federal, state, and local regulations. Fuck that!
  15. Hopefully Ukraine has their own version of Carlos Hathcock working his way to a shot at the psycho general right now.
  16. If not for the Russian being spoken, that could be College Station.
  17. I imagine that Belarussian folks will love having less trained, less motivated, and less disciplined Russian troops occupying their territory for the winter. The foraging will not win Belarussian hearts and minds, I'm sure. When the Russians mass in preparation for crossing into Ukraine again, will Ukraine shoot artillery across the border to start atritting the Russian formations before they cross, or will they wait until they are on Ukrainian soil? Waiting would give Russia the advantage of deploying their forces into less vulnerable formations. Hitting them in Belarus might bring Belarus into the conflict. There are some operational challenges there for Ukraine. I'm sure that troops massed in Russia near the border would draw Ukrainian fire well into Russia, since they are already involved, so I don't think that Russia will attack in the Kharkiv-Sumy area. But I'm a broke-dick old Marine enlisted man. What do I know?
  18. Give Ukraine ATACMS now, and declare Russia a terrorist state.
  19. The lingering smell of Hoppe's #9.
  20. "Get outta my way, motherfucker!"
  21. My wife just told me that shit ain't happening with me. I have to present the idea to my kids. I want ruby eyes, though.
  22. Scheiss Meister

    49-0

    Yeah, I'm sure. It's easy to get too up or too down in reaction to a big win or hard loss. That is my mantra to keep centered and not let tough circumstances beat me twice, or get the big head when things go right. Of course, none of that is meant to apply to OU. They just suck.
  23. Scheiss Meister

    49-0

    You're never as good as you think you are when you win, and you're never as bad as you think you are when you lose. A 49-0 shutout of a terrible ou team is fine, but it doesn't mean dick next week, or the week after that. Just enjoy the win and get ready to get back on the ride.
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