Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I think that I would put that resume in the circular file. If everyone you meet are assholes...
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
In her defense, it is difficult and awkward to try to express "Woke is where I have to admit that people that I want to oppress have a right to not be oppressed." in a manner that doesn't sound like a Hitler quote.
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Which is your Favorite Hot Sauce?
I will admit that only OG Tabasco is acceptable for C rations/MREs.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I bet the Rivet Joints over the Black Sea get fighter escorts from now on. Hell, they may already. The Reaper can carry multiple AIM-9X Sidewinders, too.
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Those assault groups don't seem like they would have a lot of value for defending ground, especially from more mobile and better equipped mechanized units. That lack of C3 is a recipe for defensive disaster. We'll see once the Ukrainian offensive begins.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Brought fists to a gun fight. Dumbass.
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Which is your Favorite Hot Sauce?
As stated above, there is no one sauce for everything. OG Cholula, green Cholula, OG Tabasco, green Tabasco, El Yucateco Rojo, and El Yucateco Verde all have their place. May as well ask what is your favorite golf club.
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Buy cheap, blend with theirs, sell at their price. Saudi helps Russia dodge sanctions and makes a profit while they're at it. Saudis are bastards.
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That model worked 30 years ago against Iraq, and again later against Afghanistan and a sanctions weakened Iraq. The assumptions behind that model aren't playing out in Ukraine, and will most assuredly be challenged if we face Russia or China, or another near peer adversary. Remember, after the adoption of air to air missiles, fighters would never need guns. Until Vietnam proved otherwise. I'm not saying you're entirely wrong, but don't count on it being that simple.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Silly shits don't understand that they haven't earned any respect. Not by winning, not by behaving in a manner that would encourage respect, and not by respecting others. They can’t fathom that if they act like pissants, they will be treated like pissants.
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The UFO Mothership
My first thought, too.
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It would take me weeks to shit on every one of those graves, but I'd give it a shot. Better yet, remove the markers, plow the earth flat, and plant the whole cemetery in sunflowers. Harvest the seeds, extract the oil, and send it to the next of kin with an explanation of the source.
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Colonoscopy
While you're recovering, when they come in to talk to you about what they found, just ask the doctor if he found the missing miners. Cracks them up, every time. Or maybe not.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Or you could take your own silverware and keep it in your office. You know that you have, and you know that it's clean.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Monkeys on dogs never fails to crack me up.
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Now we're talking. ETA - While we're dreaming, three or four B-52 Arc Light runs along the Russian lines would be wonderful. Either 51 500 lb bombs or 30 1000 lb bombs, dropped in rapid succession along a trench line, would make a lot of Russian women widows.
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With MANPADS, it would be a smoking hole in the ground before it opened fire. Nice sentiment, though.
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He was the first to know that they'd been hit. Probably saved him from burning to death, if the tank brewded up.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I read that in David Attenborough's voice.
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Edit: Driving douchebaggery
Fuck that puta mom.
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This exactly an LOL thread some may find it humorous but it's a bit of a survey.
Here we see a prime example of what living in College Station will do to one's brain.
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Bloggers Writing About Florida Governor, Officials, Legislature? You Need to Register w Florida or Face Fines
So, if I live in Alabama or Georgia and blog about their Nazi activities, how are they going to come get me?
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Man, that would fuck up your whole day. Why it's important to check for booby traps, Exhibit A.
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Most of the grenades I've seen in videos are small. Their kill zone won't be very big, and as @RDCanecutter said, uneven ground will dissipate a lot of blast and shrapnel. I want to see them dropping 60mm or 82mm HE and WP rounds on those clusterfucks we've been seeing. Those will do some real damage, but may be too heavy for the drones. ETA - Of course the WP rounds are to destroy the weapons and equipment in the area, not targeted on personnel. That would be wrong.
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I don't know. I remember in the Gulf War some Iraqis tried to surrender to one of the Navy spotter drones from a battleship, but, there being no one in the area to take them into custody, they went free. I don't know if they were hit again or not.