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Scheiss Meister

Certifiably Surly
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  1. That was fun. Let's do it again next year.
  2. I can't wait to read that a train load of tanks or ammo goes into the drink when the damaged bridge fails.
  3. In jail or deployed with a Reserve or National Guard unit.
  4. Has ATACMS entered the chat? I don't see how a fire on the rail bridge drops those vehicle bridge spans. Interesting shit, man.
  5. See, your problem is that you assume that they are thinking.
  6. ^^^^ I want that t-shirt. Especially if she is in it.
  7. I've seen several videos of Ukrainian soldiers returning home on leave being greeted by family. Think about it. Ukraine has enough troops that they are holding or pressing the Russians all along the line, and they still can send thousands for training and let some have leave. Meanwhile we read about Russian, LPR, and DPR troops who have been fighting since February 24th almost nonstop. No wonder Ukrainian morale and confidence are so high.
  8. Sending Lowell Galindo is a war crime under the Scheiss Meister Convention on Horrible Announcers.
  9. Wasn't me. I'd never even touch another guy's plums, let alone put them in my mouth.
  10. "Certain territories will be returned..." Yeah, fucking all of it will be returned.
  11. Oh, four magazines. That's much better. Any ammo in those magazines?
  12. In the ISW maps, I like to label the blue cross hatch area "Here There Be Monsters" instead of "Reported Ukrainian Partisan Warfare". I imagine it feels that way to the Russians there.
  13. Go 'Horns, Texas Fight Whip Oklahoma asses Bring home The Gold Hat
  14. My daughter thought that Sammy Sosa was the greatest (her Little League team was the Cubs) until we went to an Astros game against the Cubs and she and several other kids tried to get an autograph. He ran over like he was going to do so, then swerved off, pointing and laughing. That tempered her adulation a lot, but when she learned that he took steroids, that tore it. All this time later, if he was on fire, I don't think she'd piss on him to put him out.
  15. That cat wishes a motherfucker would.
  16. Cue AC/DC "Highway to Hell" at full volume.
  17. Ferris Beuller, you're my hero!
  18. That second one made me think of "Viva Max". 1970 indie comedy about a Mexican general who takes the Alamo. Not great film, but funny.
  19. Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone, so it just might affect the quality.
  20. I just put on Theme From "The Endless Summer" by the Sandels for a nice little shot of peace. It never fails me.
  21. Can you show me the last logical decision that Putin has made? From where I sit, he hasn't made a logical decision since January.
  22. Beyond this, the lack of supplies for the new arrivals will utterly shatter what morale is left. Russians will be stealing essential supplies and equipment, such as cold weather gear and first aid kits, from each other. There will be fights between Russian troops, and unit cohesion will be strained, to say the least. You have to trust the man beside you, and theft destroys that.
  23. And those well fed, fit, and properly equipped Ukrainian soldiers are seen providing medical care and water to POWs. A far cry from the torture, decapitations, and dismemberment that Russians visit on POWs. That video rolling around through the newly mobilized Russians will have them thinking that surrender is immeasurably better than fighting.
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