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Scheiss Meister

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  1. I imagine that Belarussian folks will love having less trained, less motivated, and less disciplined Russian troops occupying their territory for the winter. The foraging will not win Belarussian hearts and minds, I'm sure. When the Russians mass in preparation for crossing into Ukraine again, will Ukraine shoot artillery across the border to start atritting the Russian formations before they cross, or will they wait until they are on Ukrainian soil? Waiting would give Russia the advantage of deploying their forces into less vulnerable formations. Hitting them in Belarus might bring Belarus into the conflict. There are some operational challenges there for Ukraine. I'm sure that troops massed in Russia near the border would draw Ukrainian fire well into Russia, since they are already involved, so I don't think that Russia will attack in the Kharkiv-Sumy area. But I'm a broke-dick old Marine enlisted man. What do I know?
  2. Give Ukraine ATACMS now, and declare Russia a terrorist state.
  3. The lingering smell of Hoppe's #9.
  4. "Get outta my way, motherfucker!"
  5. My wife just told me that shit ain't happening with me. I have to present the idea to my kids. I want ruby eyes, though.
  6. Scheiss Meister

    49-0

    Yeah, I'm sure. It's easy to get too up or too down in reaction to a big win or hard loss. That is my mantra to keep centered and not let tough circumstances beat me twice, or get the big head when things go right. Of course, none of that is meant to apply to OU. They just suck.
  7. Scheiss Meister

    49-0

    You're never as good as you think you are when you win, and you're never as bad as you think you are when you lose. A 49-0 shutout of a terrible ou team is fine, but it doesn't mean dick next week, or the week after that. Just enjoy the win and get ready to get back on the ride.
  8. That was fun. Let's do it again next year.
  9. I can't wait to read that a train load of tanks or ammo goes into the drink when the damaged bridge fails.
  10. In jail or deployed with a Reserve or National Guard unit.
  11. Has ATACMS entered the chat? I don't see how a fire on the rail bridge drops those vehicle bridge spans. Interesting shit, man.
  12. See, your problem is that you assume that they are thinking.
  13. ^^^^ I want that t-shirt. Especially if she is in it.
  14. I've seen several videos of Ukrainian soldiers returning home on leave being greeted by family. Think about it. Ukraine has enough troops that they are holding or pressing the Russians all along the line, and they still can send thousands for training and let some have leave. Meanwhile we read about Russian, LPR, and DPR troops who have been fighting since February 24th almost nonstop. No wonder Ukrainian morale and confidence are so high.
  15. Sending Lowell Galindo is a war crime under the Scheiss Meister Convention on Horrible Announcers.
  16. Wasn't me. I'd never even touch another guy's plums, let alone put them in my mouth.
  17. "Certain territories will be returned..." Yeah, fucking all of it will be returned.
  18. Oh, four magazines. That's much better. Any ammo in those magazines?
  19. In the ISW maps, I like to label the blue cross hatch area "Here There Be Monsters" instead of "Reported Ukrainian Partisan Warfare". I imagine it feels that way to the Russians there.
  20. Go 'Horns, Texas Fight Whip Oklahoma asses Bring home The Gold Hat
  21. My daughter thought that Sammy Sosa was the greatest (her Little League team was the Cubs) until we went to an Astros game against the Cubs and she and several other kids tried to get an autograph. He ran over like he was going to do so, then swerved off, pointing and laughing. That tempered her adulation a lot, but when she learned that he took steroids, that tore it. All this time later, if he was on fire, I don't think she'd piss on him to put him out.
  22. That cat wishes a motherfucker would.
  23. Cue AC/DC "Highway to Hell" at full volume.
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