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  1. Scheiss Meister
    I'm right handed and left eye dominant, but didn't know until basic training. My coach figured it out and had me try shooting left handed. It worked pretty well until hot brass went down the back of my neck. (M16A1, before they added the deflector to the upper receiver.) Kinda destroyed my concentration from then on. I got a cool eye patch for my left eye and learned to shoot well that way. I had always wondered why I shot better with a pistol than a rifle. Now I know.
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    My in-laws use a brand of toilet paper that has wavy perforations rather than straight. It's soft and comfortable enough, but it tears funny, and that bugs the hell out of me.
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    Oh, so you know him? Wait, that's every aggy. Never mind.
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    So am I. I expect better from him, too.
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    Fuck this disloyal fuck. Put him under the jail. I expect far better from Marines.
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    I have a co-worker who loves Bud Light and is an aggy fan. I look forward to his response to these.
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    My mistake. I thought he was Ukrainian. In that case, I hope he loses the other arm and bleeds out slowly. ETA - Jesus Christ. You'd think that I would read the fucking text. Dammit!
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    I like to think that his fire is accurate and someone is getting their assets kicked by a one armed man.
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    If you think you got it, bring it, motherfuckers.
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    @TeeDubya, your graph corresponds nicely with the water usage in our water distribution system in my city. The pressure drops overnight because most irrigation systems are programed to run at some point between midnight and 5:00 am. This is when evaporation is lowest, so irrigating efficiency is highest. It is also when irrigation will not interfere with daily routines. As @TwiceHorn said, when the system usage is highest, system pressure is lowest.
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    50. I'm not as psycho as I thought.
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    Brought to you by The American Taliban. "If we do not like it, it must be destroyed."
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    That's a whole lot of limited vocabulary on display right there. Reflects the limited intellects behind it.
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    Dude, I play recorder. Well, too. Properly played they sound good. That video is funny, though.
  15. Scheiss Meister
    No, I have not. I will defer to your judgment, but beginning oboe is the most hideous sound that I have personally experienced.
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    Yeah, I have all the subtlety of a chainsaw murderer. I lay out the nuclear option first to establish my sincerity. If, by some freakish accident, I get a little subtle, I drop the oboe out there. The squeaks made by a beginner double reed player are outstanding torture.
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    Drums, bagpipes, oboe, or tuba. But the answer is drums.
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    You're deranged if you read that as an expression of joy.
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    You might think that a pirate's favorite letter is arrrrgh, or aye, but every pirate's first love is the "C".
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    Yeah, space these fuckers.
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    Yes, it does. As I recall, some Ukrainian soldiers served alongside US troops in Afghanistan. Probably a souvenir patch he was given there. Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
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    If the report that the cops have the weapon in their possession is correct, I think that he gets tracked down eventually. He'll probably also brag about it to someone, and that will get around, too.
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    Those two look smarter than the quoted post.
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    Damn, it's getting mighty, mighty dusty in here.
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    July 4, 1863 - 1. Vicksburg, Mississippi falls to Union troops commanded by U. S. Grant, cutting the Confederacy in two and greatly complicating Confederate logistics. 2. Confederate troops withdraw from Gettysburg, Pennsylvania after being defeated by Union troops commanded by George Meade the previous day, marking the last serious threat of Confederate invasion of the North. There was a lot of fighting left before the Confederacy accepted reality, but after July 4, 1863, the final result of the Civil War was set.

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