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Scheiss Meister

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  1. "Certain territories will be returned..." Yeah, fucking all of it will be returned.
  2. Oh, four magazines. That's much better. Any ammo in those magazines?
  3. In the ISW maps, I like to label the blue cross hatch area "Here There Be Monsters" instead of "Reported Ukrainian Partisan Warfare". I imagine it feels that way to the Russians there.
  4. Go 'Horns, Texas Fight Whip Oklahoma asses Bring home The Gold Hat
  5. My daughter thought that Sammy Sosa was the greatest (her Little League team was the Cubs) until we went to an Astros game against the Cubs and she and several other kids tried to get an autograph. He ran over like he was going to do so, then swerved off, pointing and laughing. That tempered her adulation a lot, but when she learned that he took steroids, that tore it. All this time later, if he was on fire, I don't think she'd piss on him to put him out.
  6. That cat wishes a motherfucker would.
  7. Cue AC/DC "Highway to Hell" at full volume.
  8. Ferris Beuller, you're my hero!
  9. That second one made me think of "Viva Max". 1970 indie comedy about a Mexican general who takes the Alamo. Not great film, but funny.
  10. Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone, so it just might affect the quality.
  11. I just put on Theme From "The Endless Summer" by the Sandels for a nice little shot of peace. It never fails me.
  12. Can you show me the last logical decision that Putin has made? From where I sit, he hasn't made a logical decision since January.
  13. Beyond this, the lack of supplies for the new arrivals will utterly shatter what morale is left. Russians will be stealing essential supplies and equipment, such as cold weather gear and first aid kits, from each other. There will be fights between Russian troops, and unit cohesion will be strained, to say the least. You have to trust the man beside you, and theft destroys that.
  14. And those well fed, fit, and properly equipped Ukrainian soldiers are seen providing medical care and water to POWs. A far cry from the torture, decapitations, and dismemberment that Russians visit on POWs. That video rolling around through the newly mobilized Russians will have them thinking that surrender is immeasurably better than fighting.
  15. What a pussy.
  16. Take solace. Getting shanked is still on the table.
  17. I don't speak or generally understand Russian or Ukranian, but I think that I caught the narrator of the second video saying something that sounds like "lend leasat rachistat". Sounds like "Russian lend lease" to me. I love it. (Those who speak whichever language he was speaking, please forgive my undoubtedly horrible spelling.)
  18. America's Greatest Delusionist
  19. @Prepuce of Doom In the Marine Corps there are no "dust bunnies"; they are "ghost turds". Do with this what you will.
  20. Set up internment centers with basic food and shelter, allow no communication with Russia and no contact with the locals, shoot escapees on sight. It might work.
  21. While there is logic to this line of reasoning, after a bit of thought I believe that every neighboring country that allows these draft dodgers to stay is setting themselves up for future trouble. These guys will be sucking up resources from the places "hosting" them and chasing the local women. Both of these will make them unwelcome, and locals will start letting them know. Meanwhile, some of the men will get family members to join them. These people will be typically Russian, and let everyone know about their superiority. Eventually there will be the question, "When are you going home?" Any answer will be not soon enough, and you'll have another population of Russians complaining that they are being "mistreated", laying the groundwork for the next round of Russian meddling. No, better to go ahead and send them back now.
  22. As an SFA alum, Ax 'em Jacks, but damn. That's gonna sting for a while.
  23. Well, colonel, sucks to be you, doesn't it?
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