Jump to content

Scheiss Meister

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    3460
  • Joined

Everything posted by Scheiss Meister

  1. Fuck constipation, and fuck Neptune's kiss.
  2. From final preparations for my latest adventure... FIGHT!!!
  3. I don't understand why every chief wasn't busted to seaman and discharged, and I don't understand why none of the "investigating" officers haven't been fired. How much brain power does it take to figure out that there has to be an external antenna, and it has to be on the very top of the ship? Yet no one looked for the antenna on the exterior of the ship? I think some of the officers were in on it, too.
  4. Hey Navy! You drive the fucking boat and let the Marines do the rifle work, ok? Good lord!
  5. I imagine that the stop motion/claymation industry had a huge downturn when Peter Gabriel stopped making videos.
  6. Fuck them, too. They should have kept that murder kitty out of my neighborhood.
  7. Fuck all of that. If I saw that happening in my neighborhood, my camera wouldn't come out until there were 2 or 3 .30-06 rounds in that cat's carcass and it wasn't moving.
  8. There must not be any maps in maga-world.
  9. When he dies I may have switch to Spirit of SM, because I may overdose on maga misery. Can't use Ghost, LL already has that one.
  10. I will most certainly remember that when I vote for Kamala. And I, too, will laugh.
  11. For a time we had a lady from Honduras cleaning our offices at work who made and sold the best tamales I ever had. She would bring in 12 dozen and you had to move fast to get a dozen. She stopped coming, so we asked the cleaning service about her. Her asylum had been denied and she was deported. The two guys bitching about it the most were both huge trumpanzees who were always on about "throw those damn illegals out!" Weird folks.
  12. Sage advice. I'm now at the sniffles and scratchy throat "when is this shit going to finally let go?" stage. Almost, but not quite, finished.
  13. I was a 60mm mortarman. My favorite round to fire was Willie Pete (white phosphorus for those who don't know) because of the cool mushroom clouds when they hit. Officially they were to be used to generate smoke and ignite flammable equipment, not on troops. But they did train us on the kill radius on troops in the open. (100 meters, if I remember correctly.)
  14. Ukraine is only targeting equipment like rifles, machine guns, ammo, uniforms, web gear, packs, and so forth. Certainly not the Russians in the uniforms, web gear, etc. The Russians just need to distance themselves from the equipment and they'll be ok.
  15. Damn! Gandalf meant it when he told them they shall not pass there.
  16. From sitting in my recliner, cussing this damn summer cold... TEXAS!!!
  17. Little of column A, little of column B.
  18. Turnip is just imitating his hero, Hitler. In 1933 labor leaders and unions asked to have May 1 as a holiday to celebrate labor. Hitler approved the holiday for union members, then outlawed labor unions the next day. Turnip's plan would offer free IVF, then outlaw it.
  19. Test said negative and it's already easing up, so hopefully it isn't Covid. But I'll stay paranoid, just in case. Get over yours quickly!
  20. Damn this summer chest cold. When I speak I sound like Barry White, which my wife likes, so there's at least that, but damn I hate how my chest hurts when I cough.
  21. Sounds like a name made up for the loony sportscaster on a comedy about a small market TV station.
  22. He looks presidential in anything he wears. I have always envied men who can look like a million bucks in anything they choose to wear.
  23. He's a weird ghoul. I can definitely see him as a youth pastor, complete with child porn/molestation mugshot for his bona fides.
  24. I like to believe that if turnip tried to do that, he'd catch a butt stroke from one of those Garands that The Guards carry.
  25. I check mine regularly, but what I figure will happen is that a big purge will occur at 4:50 pm on the last day to register for the 2024 election. That way those purged will not have the opportunity to re-register.
×
×
  • Create New...