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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Almost. Ok, I believe you. But I like the finger version better. It reminds me of supper-time hijinks growing up with three younger brothers and limited food on the table.
  2. Never had brothers? Establish your presence and domination.
  3. I assume that you licked your finger first to establish dominance of and control over your custom concoction. Otherwise, why not use the silverware? Either way, using your finger is nasty, but if you are going to do something, do it all the way.
  4. That's an expensive water trough, but very, very cool. Nice lawn ornament, too.
  5. I was working on my mower deck this morning. Came in for lunch pain free and fully functional. When I stood up from the table, my right knee hurt like a son of a bitch as soon as I put weight on it. No twist, no pop, no weird bend, just pain. It hurt to walk on it, to bend it, and to straighten it out. It swole up and hurt the rest of the afternoon. I had to sit in my recliner and take acetaminophen. This evening it has loosened up, the swelling is down, and I can move around again. I have no idea why it started hurting or why it stopped. What the hell?
  6. Which surlster posts on TexAgs as BigPete3281? That is an excellent troll job. Well, entertaining, anyway.
  7. It's missing the "Kaboooong".
  8. The aggy softball team can still go to a super regional. They just have to buy tickets now. There's one scheduled 90 miles away that they can go watch.
  9. The more important question is why they're still alive, but that works well enough, I guess.
  10. Russia has said the same when the US authorized sending F-16s to Ukraine, the Brits sent their cruise missiles to Ukraine, Patriots were sent to Ukraine, etc. and not done shit about them. They won't do shit to Germany, either.
  11. They shouldn't have hired an aggy captain. Seriously, though, how the fuck do you not know whether you'll clear or not ahead of time?
  12. Those morons will go to great lengths to ignore reality. It's amazing and oh so funny.
  13. My dad got two bachelor's from UT, his master's at A&I and his PhD at aggy. When A&I was changed to aggy Kingsville, they wrote and offered to send him a new diploma with the name of the school updated. He sent back a letter telling them hell no. This occurred after he got his aggy PhD.
  14. I crossed over the Brazos between Navasota and Brenham twice today. It was up, but not at record stage. That was before the game ended this evening, though, so it's probably up more by now.
  15. Sounds like a good way to get a decent location for an air strike. C'mon, Navy, earn that flight pay.
  16. Yep, even indirectly. I once worked with a guy who got his bachelor's in biology at West Texas A&M in Canyon. He moved to College Station to get a master's in ruminant nutrition at aggy. The first week that he was there, he saw a large plume of smoke near the airport next to A&M, so he watched the local news to see about the plane crash. Nothing. Two days later, he sees a bigger plume of smoke in the same area. Another plane crash that goes unreported on the local news. He's freaked out that two plane crashes could be covered up so thoroughly. When he asked a prof about it the next day, in class, the room busted out laughing. The prof then informed him that the smoke he was seeing was from the fire school, which is next to the airport. There is a cemetery directly under the flight path across the road at one end of the runway there. If a plane crashes on landing or take off there, we'll get a real life version of a classic aggy joke.
  17. I didn't think of it before I saw this, but I wonder how much A&M's fire school has been affected by the cuts. They usually have fire fighters from all over the world going there for training, and a lot of FEMA disaster training. I need to get in touch with some folks I know who might have some insight into that.
  18. Never had a MySpace or AOL email account. Did all the rest a lot. I wish that my Walkman didn't bite the dust. I'd still use the shit out of it.
  19. C'mon, y'all, cut him some slack. He's got a username to live up to.
  20. I once worked with a guy who came in on a Monday talking about his son's surprise first birthday party. Isn't every kid's first birthday party a surprise party? Even if you tell the little goblin about it, it's not like it knows what you're talking about, or will even remember what you said.
  21. And this Texan loves New Mexico for it. Love me some green chile pork or chicken.
  22. Please post this again so that I can rep it again.
  23. I hope Texas' TBA is better than Arky's.
  24. So the normal, expected economic consequences of a mismanaged pandemic, set in motion by trump before Biden took office.
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