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Edit: Urban said it never happened.

That’s one hell of a sales blitz.. very effective use of time/money grab

Wake me up when he gets screwed over by Starbucks or Midol. That would have some classic emotional investment.

Guess what.. all of ur exes swallow & do anal now, because they finally landed the guy they always wanted & put out for him.

Dunno, football crazy state, blue blood history, every resource is available/top $, amazing city & school... middle of the road team last decade, lot to be disappointed in.

He has some Lane Kiffin in him for sure. Not 100% done with Herman, but don’t have any hopes he’s gonna make it happen

Was at the game.. the 69 yarder to the 6 was a missle.

1. Of 40+ coaches & players that need significant improvement.. I’d guess he’s the #1 possibility of a realistic few that could change 2. At this point does it even fucking matter

Is it still rape if she paid $9.95 for it?

Haven’t checked Tulsa’s roster.. are their #’s 5, 26, 9 & 84 good pass defenders?

This. At least we’ll win the fucking press conference.

Heard that in the broadcast... if so, i’m calling out the Mensa card & wondering who the fuck is the team nutritionist.

Yup. But ya know, gotta spread it around so Kyle Porter doesn’t get upset and grad transfer.

This.. first step is fixing the DL/OL & then finding a QB that can execute a legitimate scheme. that’s the non negotiable.. filling in the rest of the gaps determines if your championship level or not.

Never been “all in” with Herman, but not ready to write him off yet either. when I saw Porter in the game @ crunch time, I’ll admit I likely started my journey towards “this coach isn’t ever gonna make it here”.

We are the Jonses. The Jonses just happened to suck at football.

Fuck it Gents... not worth my time to care

Where did the tv coverage move to? seeing Cal NC

Pizza? Carb coma and salt dehydration? Am I wrong?

Wadsworth is close friends & biz partner with Les Wexner and crew. Kept the cos h & pissed off the the big boys of the donor circle.

Topical hall pass. Carry on

Wouldn’t be surprised if an exit strategy has been negotiated with Meyer that has him bowing out at the end of the year. Urbs saves face, program transitions better & creates a possible advantage for tOSU on potential lawsuits.

So here is a little story. Take it fwiw. I worked at a big 4 firm office on West coast last year and came across a fan of another Texas school, neither Aggie nor UT. We got talking fb and discussion turned to fanbases. Obviously we started talking shit about aggy and somehow this kid knows all about DFigs. Apparently,my new friend worked closely with the team that DFigs interned with in Houston. Thse guys followed the DFigs situation closely on Shag. He told me all kinds of stories from when DFigs was an intern there. He was truly a choad even irl. Anyways, what he told me next really took me by surprise. He said that DFigs is still connected to some folks from that internship via LinkedIn and keeps his profile up to date. He changed his name from Daniel Joseph, moved to Houston and works at some PE or boutique IB. He even showed me his new profile but my forgetful ass forgot the new name. Make the call to your connection.. Surly sleuths would love to know what ol’ DFigs is up to

Urbs wife looks like Les Miles.. come to think of it, Les’s wife looks like Urbs.