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UcancallmeSurly

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  1. When he puts his Starbucks card or fucking poodle on the line I’ll believe it. Til then, what evers
  2. Must suck to be the fluffer... get those skillz up son.
  3. Bitch I said “claimed”.. we a football family, Moms is all about 8 in the box.
  4. No doubt , Wexner and his people own that big show. tOSU at this point could be called Israel University-Long Island @ Columbus. My son said when they asked his Sammy pledge class & tOSU how much they had in their debit card or cash access they had the answers included 6 & 7 figures. Cash. 18 year olds. not sure but my sons pledge name might have been “Section 8” or “Token Gentile”.
  5. Required trait considering any given night 5 Surly’s claim to have banged out my Mom
  6. That fucking meathead would be nowhere without his Grandpa’s legacy... you know, kinda like where he’s at now sans Earle.
  7. Yup. This shit could get epically popcorn worthy if certain parties don’t play the cards the right way. Every employee in the ADept knew Earle’s grandson was a coke/roid head & protected.. I’d guess most in the building were aware of the abuse issues or st least that the Smith’s had a mofo crazy marriage/divorce. What’s the total headcount & terminations gonna be after this is all done? FYI, it’s the Les Wexner Football Complex @ the Woody Hayes Athletic Center. Mrs Wexner surprised Les on his birthday with that lil happy birthday token. Holy unleavened bread, that dept may get scorched like a couch on High Street. Wexner certainly isn’t involved nor has knowledge of any simpleton shit that goes on at the meathead center... if the University doesn’t handle this properly we are gonna see a modern day civil war in Buckeyeville.
  8. No, Wexner was behind killing the chapter.. constant embarrassment to the University & himself. He was behind getting them a $6M pad that they trashed & ran amuck in & when he dropped by one day a member asked him what his old ass was doing interrupting their debauchery/didn’t recognize him. Wexner & family are all over that campus & community.. again, he not only founded the Coalition Against Family Violence.. he’s still the active chairman.
  9. Les Wexner donated $100M to tOSU in ‘11, largest alumni donation in their history. Wexner founded and chairs the Columbus Coslition Against Family Violence. tOSU permanently banned and the national charter was stripped from the fraternity Wexner was a a member as a student and active alumni of just this spring .. for conduct unbecoming/embarrassment to the integrity of the University. Yall do the math.
  10. The question is not if she brought it up, but how often she nagged him about it. i’m speaking from experience.
  11. Urbs reading off of the JoePa playbook.. he acknowledged awarenress of a domestic conflict in 2009 but was never told the details. I kid you not.
  12. This circus show is gonna peak Monday when they can the black AD & black Prez. Al Sharpston & Jesse Jackson come on down.
  13. Sorry for your loss although I’m gonna choke on my popcorn I’m laughing at all this shit so hard. Brother, the only difference between your program and others is y’all keep getting caught.
  14. With all due respect, you’ve eliminated any opportunities for fellowship & debate on this board.
  15. Chill hombre, I dropped some insider stuff prior.. just wanted to clarify that was only my take vs level 5 intel I’m getting from Burning Couch U. #mycoolstorylifematters
  16. Urbs gone folks, it’s now about who else is sent packing. My opinion/educated guess.
  17. Check it again.. there are actually 6 on the team, but I left off the 90 yr old ex House of Reps last. Former US Atty from Ohio & a former US Deputy Atty General are on it tho in addition to the 3 tOSU trustees
  18. They could argue everyone including the football players were in danger: During the 2015 call from James to Thomas, Courtney said that Zach’s attorney asked Thomas “if Zach would be a threat to the players?” Larry James is Ohio States Legal Beagle/Mr. Wolf. He was sent in to take the temperature on “how bad is this?” with Courtney Smith’s attorney. The answer? “It’s bad”. The entire tOSU ADept knew by late ‘15 that Zach was a major issue. The admin at tOSU is gonna get the broom out.
  19. In one of ZSmith’s crazed texts where he claims he’ll take everyone down, he initially stated “I’ll kill that bitch for getting involved”. Who is “that bitch”?
  20. That wrestling scandal must feel like a jay walking ticket bout now. Just saw the list of members on the 5 person investigative team assigned to get to the bottom of things. 3 tOSU board members and 2 former Ohio politicians/legal beagles. Urbs done IMO (Bob Evans cut ties with him on their endorsements tday & that to me is the kiss of death sign), but this investigative team just screams “we have a system wide issue” and a lot more people & departments are possibly on the block too. Ol Filthy McNasty damn near had us in the same crosshairs a few years back.. this could be gettin real damn crazy and real damn quick.
  21. What’s on the table are the doings for one Earle of Bruce & he recently left the building. The entire ADept & local police have been covering up for the meathead grandson & his cray cray ex wife. Where to even start? I say light a couch and ride this beauty out.. got my pop corn ready.
  22. Good points, but I was thinking Day got the interim tag due to be the highest ranking officer w/out prior ties to assault events. tOSU admin is not short on brains.. they know what we all know, errybody in the AD dept knew ZSmith was a loose cannon head case & dodging conviction only due to connections. Somebody is going down.. Shelley Urban? Urbs? Gene Smith? PD? Title IX dept? Zero chance the admin doesn’t have a fall person/group & rolls with “no one knew”. Urbs or Gene Smith seem like the best odds for fall guy.
  23. Acknowledged, I’d bury the whole shit show. Waiting to see how tOSU handles it & how deep this goes. We forget just how myopic & insane some of these programs get when it comes to rules/winning & program rep. Bout to find out if tOSU is a football school or institution of higher learning.
  24. Maggot, we are discussing the Urbs. So here’s the scoop on Courtney Smith, perfect dance partner for her roided up alcoholic meathead ex hubby. The Royal family of white trash. The drama & insanity between these 2 Ohio circus acts is 25X’s stronger than already reported. Does tOSU try to smoke n mirror this up to cover Urbs/the program & University or is the fact that a nut job wife beater being swept under the rug trumps whatever level of wanna be meth head stripper she is & still stands out on top of this pile of shit?
  25. Well, Cunt Magnets was taken so...
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