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    Aggys mom fool.. then she swapped into ur moms grill.
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    Aggy mom bubbled my semen last night.. so yeah.
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    No haiku but for the record: aggy is our bitch, before during and after the first pitch. aggy can suck my dick, just like the did after Tuckers kick. We win by walk off or possibly bunt, whichever way aggy is a beta cunt.
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    Those cunts were born to lose.
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    Audible out to the old Statue of Liberty play.. that shit is 24/7 lit.
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    I’m guess they get them on campus just to make sure they pass the Dexter Manley test. Regardless, Tree is something else... in the year 2018 they can leverage an 18 year old highly recruited high school kid with the education/career path pitch. touche m’fkrs, you are the last of dying tribe that actually still speaks some real “student athlete”
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    Law of avg’s sez one day u will suffocate from gargling so many cocks.
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    Texas should be top 3 in every facilities measurable based on income. Especially considering we won’t ever be a program that has a rogue booster network or corrupt eligibility tactics. just doesnt make sense not to maximize the legitimate advantages we posses, especially given the fact the ADept contributes back to the University better than anyone.
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    Top revenue producing program for decades... are we even top 10 or close in the facilities race?
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    Gracias. if anyone isn’t thrilled with Pierce after year 2 then it’s time to go fuck themselves and go watch tee ball. if we aren’t top 5-10 consistently in ‘20-25 then we can reopen the conversation.
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    Is my sarcasm meter in need of calibration or is this serious bizness?
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    Indeed Barrett, so scared we scheduled Bama, tOSU, Michigan, USC and LSU instead. Someone call Duke School of Medicine and let them know Barrett has confirmed for us that chugging cock causes CTE.
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    back story?
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    Is that really a big deal? I do that with my 56 degree all the time.
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    lotta 5'6 Bowden's running around Tallahassee.
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    We recruited his uncle back in the day.. don’t think he ever signed tho.. the Yarbrough guy.
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    Lonnie White in the 80’s was pretty solid.
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    Someone with that tweet machine gadget should tell Karen her kids look like the D list gene pool they were bred from, her dog has old vag butter on its chin and Jimbo had no problem with Jameis swiping sea food in hopes his QB would smell like his slut wife when he tossed his salad.
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    Erryone wants to play for Jimbo... advantage aggy
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    Jimbo... I mean @diggy1973, you gotta let this thing go. There is no end to this trail, your ex was working that shiit, practically killin herself in Florida.
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    offers and in the hunt then... I'll requalify... I'm talking legitimate situations where it's down to us vs them. We had our run where we could leverage things... just dont have that clout and track record right now.
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    I wouldnt get excited about any 5 star kid that is all about the league and has tOSU or Bama offers. Chess to checkers at this point and those kids dgaf about the city, weather, or academic ranking. We'll get there an Herman will know how to play it once he has enough chips to get to that table. It's a different pitch with that class of talent and we don't have shit to lean on yet. Mehringer isn't @ fault here, not saying he would have pulled it off with a good Texas program/recent results.. but he was packing nothing in this gun fight.
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    Nice that she paid her own way.. uncommitted and wide open for official visits.

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