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  1. Outstanding idea. I think I will just ignore them until they die.
  2. Just received the in-laws' Christmas Card. For the past year, it has been a collage of different family gatherings, the children and grandkids, etc. This year is a picture of them holding their dog...............and the dog they dogsat for. This is performance art
  3. It is the weirdest text I have ever received. The dog has not had puppies. It's some sort of purebred terrier piece of shit show dog, and can only breed with the seller's permission (the person she dog sat for instead of visiting her grandkids, and who has actively interfered in shows to STOP this dog from beating her dogs), so part of the insane subtext is that my mother-in-law, who has the executive function ability of a toddler or a severely impaired person, is bemoaning that her precious little shitdog may never be a mommy dog. It is baffling. If I could just press a button that would cause her to drop dead, I would press it. It really makes you think about parents and children. Don't forget to be a good mom and lick your kids tonight.
  4. Defying gravity is ... fine. Everything else is completely terrible. Just annoying noise.
  5. Already deleted. But it showed her dog licking the other dog with my MIL saying what a good mom her dog would make. Because that's how you are a good mom. You lick your baby a lot.
  6. I have now taken my daughter to see both of these and they were the longest 4000 hours of my life. I simply do not understand why anybody would enjoy this.
  7. Update: My MIL texted THE ENTIRE FAMILY yesterday morning to send a video of the two dogs licking each other with the comment that her dog would make the best mom! I have no idea why she thought I would want to see this insane bullshit. My oldest son "liked" the movie after nobody responded for four hours and I told him if he did anything like that ever again I would take his phone away.
  8. I'm going in January. I didn't know about the ownership change.
  9. Thought it was all cool until my 18 year old told his grandmother he wasn't sure if he could come to Christmas because he had to watch the neighbor's cat.
  10. It is reckless to leave a handgun in a car. Please don't do that.
  11. King in the castle! King in the castle! I have a chair!
  12. My in-laws (who are retired) are not coming to visit their grandchildren over Thanksgiving BECAUSE THEY AGREED TO WATCH SOMEBODY ELSE'S DOG. That way, the owner of the other dog can go visit her grandchildren over Thanksgiving. I personally don't care because my MIL fucking sucks, but it's sad for me to see how it affects my wife. My kids are totally over it, so I don't have to go to war at least.
  13. Awesome thanks posrep
  14. Hey can you recipe this please? I get the gist, but I'd like some pointers on temperature, time, etc. Thank you.
  15. Best characters in broadcast television history (no particular order): Homer Simpson Jack Donaghy Ron Swanson First run Dan Connor Just home run after home run.
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