This morning, in an accusatory tone, out of completely fucking nowhere: "are you usually buying organic?"
Me, totally perplexed: "what?"
"When you go to the store are you usually buying organic?"
"Yes, I know you like organic fruit so that's what I buy. Why are you asking?"
"The grapes were not organic."
"Then why didn't you just ask me why I bought non-organic grapes? The organic grapes looked crappy."
"Because I didn't want to ask about the grapes. I wanted to ask about everything. The fruit lasted all week and looked good and I wanted to know if it was organic. I wasn't attacking you. Why do you get so defensive?"
What I thought: "I could, right now, probably write down 25 different ways to ask that question about organic fruit that made sense and were not judgmental, but that would be a total waste of time because your brain is completely screwed up."
What I said: "I have no idea. I'm going to go brush my teeth."