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BHMCruiser

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  1. This show was awesome and I look forward to Season 2
  2. How did you cook the squid and was it rubbery?
  3. Some cunt was handing out toothbrushes and toothpaste on Halloween. She's married to some poor asshole. Lame.
  4. My kid was at Gilman when he coached there. He's a cheater and I was glad Gilman canned him.
  5. Dude the Vatican museums are worth the hassle. Especially if you do a scavi tour and have a guide for the museum but otherwise I agree there's more to Rome than the usual stuff.
  6. Well the thing about Rome is that it's a huge tourist destination surrounded by one of the world's great cities. It is far more enjoyable to experience as a city than as a big museum.
  7. A friend of mine was visiting Rome with his family over the summer and said it was just a total crush. It was kind of driving his wife batty so he asked me what he should do and I told him to stop trying to visit every museum and tourist attraction and just try to hit some local neighborhood spots like Romans do and sent him to spend a day wandering around Trastevere. It really improved his experience.
  8. I saw U2 at the Sphere a few weeks ago. The Sphere is fucking amazing. Also we ate at Bouchon and it was very weak. I would not go back.
  9. Not from my wife
  10. We recently renovated some bathrooms. I went through this same excruciating process (including her making the painters paint three different times) and finally just took the book, flipped it open to a good color, pointed and said "this is the color we want." My wife got mad at how little I cared and now everybody who visits talks about how amazing the bathroom color is and she visibly steams.
  11. My mother-in-law is a self-righteous, judgmental, opinionated, self-centered butthole, but makes up for that by also being profoundly stupid.
  12. I would do literally anything to avoid spending time with my mother-in-law. If I had this conversation with my wife and she figured it out while I was driving, I would Toonces the Driving Cat it because life would be over anyway.
  13. Do you have a recipe on the jaeger schnitzel?
  14. He got to stop mowing the lawn
  15. My dad put kerosene in four consecutive gas powered motors
  16. My wife bought one of those skeletons. It's a pain in the ass to assemble. Have fun.
  17. I'm not sure that's true. The 42 is ONLY made in America due to importation issues but I think Glock makes a bunch of their firearms in Austria and America.
  18. She was only 34 years old
  19. Any insight on how to add a payment option to a minor's disney experience app so they can get fast passes/lightning lanes/etc.? My 16 year old is going on a school trip to Disney and I cannot figure this out.
  20. Well that makes me want to sell my stock
  21. I told my wife and kids that, when I die, I want them to stuff my dead body in a trash can to let me stew for awhile and then drop me out of an airplane onto the crowd at a LSU-Auburn playing at Auburn so that I bust like a melon
  22. Salem's is a good call. Haven't been there in forever.
  23. Ours couldn't measure anything so it was like being in a funhouse until we got it fixed. Table? Too big. Chairs? Too small. Let's put a 9 foot mirror here. But then you can't walk around the table..... just bullshit
  24. In fact, when we did a bathroom renovation I called the contractor she used for our earlier work and asked him point blank if he had any issues with working directly with me and cutting her out, because there was no chance I would ever work with her again. He said no problem and we got it done at about a quarter of the cost.
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