This post would have been better if you had said "All the self checkouts were open, but I heard 'Don't you do it you fucking asshole' come from deep within while I was using one of them."
dumb
anything technical you want your wife to buy, you pick it out and send her the link
this one's on you. have fun "thawing your mother-in-law's pipes," you degenerate
That's great. You're rationalizing your rule breaking. Everybody can justify why a rule should not apply to them in any given situation. Doesn't make them right.
If the last season of GOT was a standalone and was not being compared to the excellence of prior seasons, it would be a better product that House of the Dragon.
I like both shows. I think the last season of GOT was better than House of the Dragon. It just sucked compared to the rest of GOT, which was a masterpiece.
Use a relatable analog from your old town. Something like "it's the one near the restaurant where your friend from work had that bad date would be if we were still in Scroton."
Years ago I used to be a regular poster on another forum and went on a hunting trip. While on the trip, I started a thread on my phone where I SAVAGED my in-laws and it went like ten pages of people annihilating their own in-laws, etc. Then I get a text from my wife telling me that our desktop at home is open to that forum and she is reading everything. She was ... not pleased.
I've used them to bore sight new to me rifles and to help put on scopes. I wouldn't trust them more than 25 yards or so, though. Zero in at 25 with the laser then go to paper (starting at 50 probably).
I think the only solution to traveling with a rifle is to put a 3 shot group on paper at 100 yards.