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    That would be unfortunate. Richter had his moments, like his line about Norm's youthful porpoise joke "that's like taking somebody on a four mile hike to show them a dog turd." Norm made gay jokes about Andy all the time. He made a joke about how Andy's watching gay porn didn't necessarily make him gay. And he made the joke (that I can't find anymore) about Andy becoming a gay prostitute to make ends meet and getting paid $450, AND FIVE CENTS. Andy offers to pay for breakfast, because he is now flush with cash, since he got paid $450, AND FIVE CENTS, for his first night as a homosexual male prostitute. This goes on for a while, and then Norm finally asks Andy, "who paid you the five cents?" And Andy supposedly responds "every one of them." And then Norm tells Conan, "simple arithmetic, that's nine thousand and one dudes." In fairness to Andy, he responds with "you can tell Norm is maturing because he is telling my grandfather's jokes." Found it:
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    I'm glad to hear things are reopening. I was there about two months ago and found it very depressing.
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    Bill O'Brien's play calling is trash.
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    holy shit shut the fuck up
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    I loved the podcast but Andy Richter came across as a snotty turd
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    Right, because no other program has access to either
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    The secret to Saban's recruiting? Bonding with recruits over "deez nuts" jokes. The guy is a legend.
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    That dude saw Jesus. He was reaching for the light.
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    Because this is America. We're ALL morons from other places.
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    You've had it for a quarter of a century and didn't know it needed high brass to cycle reliably?
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    It's the best. And all these people you teach will take you hunting with them and their kids when you're old and don't have shit to do.
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    FWIW I hate the 11-87. The 1100 was a great dove gun but the 11-87 is clunky trash. I can't imagine how awful the newer ones must be given the decline in the 870 quality.
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    I couldn't get the video of the butter bath it was cooked in to load. Sorry.
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    IMG_0085.MOV
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    I’d rather be shot than play golf with my wife
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    Buy a safe. Buy a biometric safe for fast access. Take a gun safety course. Start with Eddie Eagle if you have to: https://eddieeagle.nra.org/ you're giving me the heebie jeebies
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    You need to take at least one class before you buy anything
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    good trade
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    I think he's awesome and I wish he were around to drop some newspapers off in China soon
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    Glad you enjoyed your time there.
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    Most of the rebuild was over by 15th Street and McFarland. The downtown area was relatively unaffected, as was most of the school.
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    The Chukker closed when I was in law school. Those bar hour changes basically saved my life. I cannot tell you how many times I went to class drunk because I had been at the Houndstooth or Jackie's all night long and just went straight to class.
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    This is exactly the correct take
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    Egan's just closed. You're right about Archibald's. It is fantastic and remains so. The original is still called Archibald's and it's still in the backyard in Northport. Archibald & Woodrow's is run by some cousins and has a few locations. It's good, with a much broader menu, but not nearly as good as Archibald's. Tuscaloosa is nearly unrecognizable from 15 years ago from all the money the football program has pumped into the city.
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    I'm a vodka man myself which keeps me so svelte

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