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BHMCruiser

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  1. And that was stressful? Huh that's weird
  2. I can't watch that clip of the Asian dude apologizing without thinking about the Yakuza getting thrown through Homer Simpson's window: "forgiveness, please"
  3. yeah but then you have to watch tennis
  4. This shit is ridiculous. Just starting with the elephant, google "elephant kills man" and there are 360,000 videos of elephants wrecking dudes in like half a second. The first one is hysterical but I will not link it here.
  5. I will literally sell my house and empty my bank account to pay you to fight a lion with a bowie knife and let me watch. Just tell me when to meet you in Okavango Delta.
  6. That's fucked up. She should have cut it into steaks and chops.
  7. Is 5 billion times worse. Completely agree.
  8. Are you a psychopath? Who watches movies this way?
  9. What will the score of this year's UA-TAMU game be? https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/nick-saban-has-hilarious-2-word-reply-to-jimbo-fishers-beat-his-ass-comments/
  10. People are funny. The other day, my wife was out of town and I had my three kids. One of the other parents at my son's soccer game came up to me and said "my wife is concerned about you guys this weekend. She wants to know if she can have dinner delivered tonight." I was like "motherfucker, tonight I am going to grill prime ribeyes to the rare side of medium rare while I drink Stoli out of the freezer. Then I'm going to let them rest slathered in sage garlic butter while I finish the red wine mushrooms, twice-baked potatoes, and roasted brussels sprouts with bacon. Then after dinner we are all going to eat ice cream on the couch while we watch King Kong and Godzilla smash everything in surround sound. Then I am putting the kids to bed and sitting on my patio under my hanging lights while I drink bourbon and smoke a cigar. Today is the best day of my entire life and nothing else is even close. The offer of a casserole is politely declined. But I hope you guys have a nice evening tonight." Then I sent him pictures of resting steaks, drinks, etc. all night long.
  11. I am allergic to onions but just pick them out of things. It would be ridiculous to ask people not to cook onions.
  12. We have the exact same system, except that my wife ignores it entirely and does not give a shit if I point out it's not on the calendar.
  13. As we would say in Alabama: that boy an outside boy
  14. this is true his Alabama tattoo must be on his other arm
  15. I also envision a trilogy: watching this movie, hating this movie, not watching the other movies
  16. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  17. Just woke up thinking about how shitty this movie is.
  18. Any chance this thread will have any more Mandalorian content or is it just more of this dork shit?
  19. Yeah it should say The Massachusetts Department of Revenue Welcomes You
  20. Here's another data point: if you tell her she doesn't have to tape it all together, you're dead to me
  21. This movie fucking sucked. It was 10 trillion times worse than the first Mortal Kombat, where Raiden was played by the Highlander. 0.0 stars total trash
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