BHMCruiser

He can collect after he wins.

I will literally sell my house and empty my bank account to pay you to fight a lion with a bowie knife and let me watch. Just tell me when to meet you in Okavango Delta.

That's fucked up. She should have cut it into steaks and chops.

Is 5 billion times worse. Completely agree.

Are you a psychopath? Who watches movies this way?

What will the score of this year's UA-TAMU game be? https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/nick-saban-has-hilarious-2-word-reply-to-jimbo-fishers-beat-his-ass-comments/

People are funny. The other day, my wife was out of town and I had my three kids. One of the other parents at my son's soccer game came up to me and said "my wife is concerned about you guys this weekend. She wants to know if she can have dinner delivered tonight." I was like "motherfucker, tonight I am going to grill prime ribeyes to the rare side of medium rare while I drink Stoli out of the freezer. Then I'm going to let them rest slathered in sage garlic butter while I finish the red wine mushrooms, twice-baked potatoes, and roasted brussels sprouts with bacon. Then after dinner we are all going to eat ice cream on the couch while we watch King Kong and Godzilla smash everything in surround sound. Then I am putting the kids to bed and sitting on my patio under my hanging lights while I drink bourbon and smoke a cigar. Today is the best day of my entire life and nothing else is even close. The offer of a casserole is politely declined. But I hope you guys have a nice evening tonight." Then I sent him pictures of resting steaks, drinks, etc. all night long.

I am allergic to onions but just pick them out of things. It would be ridiculous to ask people not to cook onions.

We have the exact same system, except that my wife ignores it entirely and does not give a shit if I point out it's not on the calendar.

As we would say in Alabama: that boy an outside boy

this is true his Alabama tattoo must be on his other arm

I also envision a trilogy: watching this movie, hating this movie, not watching the other movies

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Just woke up thinking about how shitty this movie is.

Any chance this thread will have any more Mandalorian content or is it just more of this dork shit?

Yeah it should say The Massachusetts Department of Revenue Welcomes You

Here's another data point: if you tell her she doesn't have to tape it all together, you're dead to me

This movie fucking sucked. It was 10 trillion times worse than the first Mortal Kombat, where Raiden was played by the Highlander. 0.0 stars total trash

that's a fucking sandwich

because you didn't change your behavior, dumbass

Yes but only sporadically. He would ignore AJ for long periods of time only to overreact to him with corrective measures that were too little, too late.

I have three. One my wife knows about in the tool area in the garage. I do not expect to ever see that one and when I do it is a pleasant surprise. Then I have one in a hidden part of the tool area of the garage. Then I keep one in my shed.

AJ's character represented Tony's failure as a father and a man. His whimpering and softness were an ever-present indictment of Tony. Strong men have strong sons. Tony had AJ.

served in what appears to be a salad bowl. that's how you do it. Do you just scoop the potatoes out of the bowl with the steak and then eat the steak with your hands? because you should

Immediately after my son's soccer game: "What are those?" "These are somebody's sunglasses they left here on the field." "Are they yours?" "No, they are somebody else's. They were left on the field and I am looking to see whose they are." "Are they Sarah's?" "HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW? IF I KNEW WHO THEY BELONGED TO I WOULD GIVE THEM BACK." "Hey you don't have to get mad about it." "How are you a doctor?"