Jump to content

BHMCruiser

Legacy Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    1726

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by BHMCruiser

  1. BHMCruiser
    And then put .. mayonnaise? hot sauce? CFA sauce?... on it.
  2. BHMCruiser
    and now she is dead
  3. BHMCruiser
    he meant "outhouse." no wonder it all went bad
  4. BHMCruiser
    you knew it was going to be boring?
  5. BHMCruiser
    Rodney Scott is good. Archibald's in Northport, Alabama, is better. But this is all pork.
  6. BHMCruiser
    it says native coffee owned blend. The coffee is native to where it's native from and he owns the blend. sometimes you are so stupid
  7. BHMCruiser
    I thought the first two episodes were super boring but we will see....
  8. BHMCruiser
    That's a fair criticism.
  9. BHMCruiser
    karate man bruise on the inside
  10. BHMCruiser
    I think y'all are disagreeing. Trading Places is one of the best movies of all time. Coming to America is excellent but is not nearly as good as Trading Places. It ain't cool being no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving
  11. BHMCruiser
    It's not the distance. You can be ten miles from something and have to drive 100 miles.
  12. BHMCruiser
    This movie was awesome. Hit a lot of the key notes from the first one. Of course it's not as good. It's a comedy sequel. But it had some great, great lines.
  13. BHMCruiser
    I just bought a set of Ridge Grapplers for my 2014 Land Cruiser today too. So far so good
  14. BHMCruiser
    Or don't do any of that shit because it's fucking stupid
  15. BHMCruiser
    You will need a car to go anywhere because in Maine "you cahnt get thar from here". Everything is like 5000 miles from everything else. If you were going to stay in one place and do short excursions I would pick Bar Harbor.
  16. BHMCruiser
    Bar Harbor Acadia National Park Freeport Portland Portsmouth NH if you can make it that far south. Bar Harbor and Acadia are the best
  17. BHMCruiser
    This is a great take and it was such a good ending. Because it fit right into the whole ironic detachment of the series. Don, in the midst of a total come apart and existential crisis, runs away to find something meaningful. He digs through layer after layer of his psyche to find his inner self and actually experience something significant. And deep down in the middle of his soul, what does he find? The stupid Coke ad. And he's happy.
  18. BHMCruiser
    at the same time?
  19. BHMCruiser
    In the law, the expression is "if you're ten minutes early, you're five minutes late."
  20. BHMCruiser
    That's interesting. I also do not like pork tenderloin. I think it's by far the worst cut of the pig.
  21. BHMCruiser
    This would have been better if it were like 25 minutes and the end you looked into a mirror and it was dickbutt
  22. BHMCruiser
    not enough mayonnaise
  23. BHMCruiser
    I've seen a leaked script. It's the same as the Christopher Reeves Superman, except Superman's weakness is systemic inequity, and not kryptonite. So he cannot fight near the suburbs and is very weak when shown episodes of Friends. Lex Luthor is played by the Jewish monster heads from Borat.
  24. BHMCruiser
    Coming to America is a goddamn masterpiece and anybody who says otherwise is a goddamn fool. A goddamn fool! Eddie Murphy's genius in Coming to America was to help create a completely INSANE narrative and then play the straight man the whole time. So you've got the greatest comic actor on earth at the very height of his powers and, unless he's doing the barbershop routine in makeup, just playing it cool while everything around him is bonkers. It's a bold decision, executed perfectly, for an incredible result. Beverly Hills Cop II is better than Coming to America? GTFO Even if the movie was 90 minutes of white noise except for the barbershop scenes, it would be one of the top ten comedies of all time.
  25. BHMCruiser
    that movie sucks ass

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...