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BHMCruiser

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  1. Take that "being understanding" shit to some other thread before you kill the vibe here
  2. I have a theory about M. Cunt Ramalamadingdong. I think that every five years or so, some new money producer from a Baltic country comes to America and asks for ideas. The person who overpaid for "Signs" and wants to recover his losses shows this guy "The Sixth Sense," doesn't say anything about the shit that followed, and boom a movie about people who are actually bees gets made
  3. I rewatched that episode the other day and the best part of the scene with the hot chick and Ron eating the turkey leg is that she says "that guy rules" right before the cut
  4. And that was stressful? Huh that's weird
  5. I can't watch that clip of the Asian dude apologizing without thinking about the Yakuza getting thrown through Homer Simpson's window: "forgiveness, please"
  6. yeah but then you have to watch tennis
  7. This shit is ridiculous. Just starting with the elephant, google "elephant kills man" and there are 360,000 videos of elephants wrecking dudes in like half a second. The first one is hysterical but I will not link it here.
  8. I will literally sell my house and empty my bank account to pay you to fight a lion with a bowie knife and let me watch. Just tell me when to meet you in Okavango Delta.
  9. That's fucked up. She should have cut it into steaks and chops.
  10. Is 5 billion times worse. Completely agree.
  11. Are you a psychopath? Who watches movies this way?
  12. What will the score of this year's UA-TAMU game be? https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/nick-saban-has-hilarious-2-word-reply-to-jimbo-fishers-beat-his-ass-comments/
  13. People are funny. The other day, my wife was out of town and I had my three kids. One of the other parents at my son's soccer game came up to me and said "my wife is concerned about you guys this weekend. She wants to know if she can have dinner delivered tonight." I was like "motherfucker, tonight I am going to grill prime ribeyes to the rare side of medium rare while I drink Stoli out of the freezer. Then I'm going to let them rest slathered in sage garlic butter while I finish the red wine mushrooms, twice-baked potatoes, and roasted brussels sprouts with bacon. Then after dinner we are all going to eat ice cream on the couch while we watch King Kong and Godzilla smash everything in surround sound. Then I am putting the kids to bed and sitting on my patio under my hanging lights while I drink bourbon and smoke a cigar. Today is the best day of my entire life and nothing else is even close. The offer of a casserole is politely declined. But I hope you guys have a nice evening tonight." Then I sent him pictures of resting steaks, drinks, etc. all night long.
  14. I am allergic to onions but just pick them out of things. It would be ridiculous to ask people not to cook onions.
  15. We have the exact same system, except that my wife ignores it entirely and does not give a shit if I point out it's not on the calendar.
  16. As we would say in Alabama: that boy an outside boy
  17. this is true his Alabama tattoo must be on his other arm
  18. I also envision a trilogy: watching this movie, hating this movie, not watching the other movies
  19. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  20. Just woke up thinking about how shitty this movie is.
  21. Any chance this thread will have any more Mandalorian content or is it just more of this dork shit?
  22. Yeah it should say The Massachusetts Department of Revenue Welcomes You
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