Everything posted by BHMCruiser
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
I will literally sell my house and empty my bank account to pay you to fight a lion with a bowie knife and let me watch. Just tell me when to meet you in Okavango Delta.
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Your unpopular food opinions
That's fucked up. She should have cut it into steaks and chops.
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Your unpopular food opinions
Is 5 billion times worse. Completely agree.
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Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
Are you a psychopath? Who watches movies this way?
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
What will the score of this year's UA-TAMU game be? https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/nick-saban-has-hilarious-2-word-reply-to-jimbo-fishers-beat-his-ass-comments/
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I pledge to post more pictures of this STEAK
People are funny. The other day, my wife was out of town and I had my three kids. One of the other parents at my son's soccer game came up to me and said "my wife is concerned about you guys this weekend. She wants to know if she can have dinner delivered tonight." I was like "motherfucker, tonight I am going to grill prime ribeyes to the rare side of medium rare while I drink Stoli out of the freezer. Then I'm going to let them rest slathered in sage garlic butter while I finish the red wine mushrooms, twice-baked potatoes, and roasted brussels sprouts with bacon. Then after dinner we are all going to eat ice cream on the couch while we watch King Kong and Godzilla smash everything in surround sound. Then I am putting the kids to bed and sitting on my patio under my hanging lights while I drink bourbon and smoke a cigar. Today is the best day of my entire life and nothing else is even close. The offer of a casserole is politely declined. But I hope you guys have a nice evening tonight." Then I sent him pictures of resting steaks, drinks, etc. all night long.
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Your unpopular food opinions
I am allergic to onions but just pick them out of things. It would be ridiculous to ask people not to cook onions.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We have the exact same system, except that my wife ignores it entirely and does not give a shit if I point out it's not on the calendar.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
As we would say in Alabama: that boy an outside boy
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Post a pic that makes you lol
this is true his Alabama tattoo must be on his other arm
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Mortal Kombat- Get Over Here!
I also envision a trilogy: watching this movie, hating this movie, not watching the other movies
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The Mandalorian (Star Wars live action show)
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Mortal Kombat- Get Over Here!
Just woke up thinking about how shitty this movie is.
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The Mandalorian (Star Wars live action show)
Any chance this thread will have any more Mandalorian content or is it just more of this dork shit?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Yeah it should say The Massachusetts Department of Revenue Welcomes You
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Here's another data point: if you tell her she doesn't have to tape it all together, you're dead to me
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Mortal Kombat- Get Over Here!
This movie fucking sucked. It was 10 trillion times worse than the first Mortal Kombat, where Raiden was played by the Highlander. 0.0 stars total trash
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Check Out This Fucking Sandwich
that's a fucking sandwich
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
because you didn't change your behavior, dumbass
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The Sopranos
Yes but only sporadically. He would ignore AJ for long periods of time only to overreact to him with corrective measures that were too little, too late.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I have three. One my wife knows about in the tool area in the garage. I do not expect to ever see that one and when I do it is a pleasant surprise. Then I have one in a hidden part of the tool area of the garage. Then I keep one in my shed.
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The Sopranos
AJ's character represented Tony's failure as a father and a man. His whimpering and softness were an ever-present indictment of Tony. Strong men have strong sons. Tony had AJ.
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I pledge to post more pictures of this STEAK
served in what appears to be a salad bowl. that's how you do it. Do you just scoop the potatoes out of the bowl with the steak and then eat the steak with your hands? because you should
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Immediately after my son's soccer game: "What are those?" "These are somebody's sunglasses they left here on the field." "Are they yours?" "No, they are somebody else's. They were left on the field and I am looking to see whose they are." "Are they Sarah's?" "HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW? IF I KNEW WHO THEY BELONGED TO I WOULD GIVE THEM BACK." "Hey you don't have to get mad about it." "How are you a doctor?"
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
And then put .. mayonnaise? hot sauce? CFA sauce?... on it.