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  1. BHMCruiser
    I love that he mentioned going to Branson twice and you're criticizing him for maybe going to Chicago. I'd rather get shot and killed in Chicago in the middle of a snowstorm than be within 100 miles of Branson.
  2. BHMCruiser
    I have to do five: 1. Homer Simpson 2. Ron Swanson 3. Jack Donaghy 4. Archie Bunker 5. Dan Connor
  3. BHMCruiser
    I don't see anything wrong with it
  4. BHMCruiser
    Consider it done. Thank you.
  5. BHMCruiser
    Yo I need the details on this please. How long and at what temp?
  6. BHMCruiser
    The anti-gun side no longer denies they are commonly possessed. First they denied they were commonly possessed because they were a minority of the overall number of guns owned. So they were objectively possessed in large numbers, but subjectively they were a small percentage of firearms used. Then when that failed, they pivoted to arguing that the average owner of one modern sporting rifle actually owned 3.2 of them, so the numbers were wildly inflated by "hoarders." Now the argument is that, while there may be a large number of them in circulation, they are still not commonly used FOR SELF DEFENSE. As in, people rarely use them to shoot assailants in justifiable self defense situations.
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    I work in a large office and one of my favorite things to do is to pour yesterday's cup of coffee into the urinal for the next guy to find
  8. BHMCruiser
    Seriously that's next level. How did it taste though? Venison is one of those things that, to me, no matter what I do to it I always wish it were beef or pork.
  9. BHMCruiser
    wives and the stupid shit they say and do to somebody who appears to also be a wife
  10. BHMCruiser
    Of course it's kind of funny that this lady is a wife to somebody and, instead of consulting with a lawyer, she just chatted with her friend group and decided to sell their house and pay somebody else's credit card debt.
  11. BHMCruiser
    Mini-14s are only good at shooting around corners and making loud noises
  12. BHMCruiser
    100% this. Years ago when we were relatively newly married, my wife was telling me about her friend's "nightmare situation" where the friend's father died with a lot of credit card debt and now they had to pay all of it and even had to sell their own house to cover the debt and how it might bankrupt them. I asked if the father owned part of the house. She said no. I asked if the friend somehow obligated herself to pay her father's debts. She said no, it was a total surprise. So I said "in that case she doesn't have to do anything except walk away from the estate." She got all pissy at me and then finally said "why should I just take your word for it?" And I said "because I am a LAWYER." I told this story to my father's long-time law partner and he said "that's your mistake. You may be a lawyer to every other person on earth, but to your wife, you are just some dumb fuck."
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    I'm a professional microwave stealer so I'm good with it I cannot even imagine having this argument with any woman, much less my wife. Who gives a shit? Why would you even try to correct her?
  14. BHMCruiser
    May want to clear that with NMAS's moral compass first
  15. BHMCruiser
    The waveguide cover on the top of a drawer-style microwave. I'm pretty handy, but it was a pain in the ass and was never quite right.
  16. BHMCruiser
    Return it. I had to fix one when we moved into our house and it's just not the same as new.
  17. BHMCruiser
    Yes but I don't have a history of stupid, pointless, and self-centered conversations with my coworkers or buddies so they get the benefit of the doubt.
  18. BHMCruiser
    go away
  19. BHMCruiser
    Sorry to be late to the party, but Mini-14s are garbage
  20. BHMCruiser

    Gumbo

    BHMCruiser replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel

    We lost a goldfish ... somewhere ... in my wife's car during a near accident on the New Jersey Turnpike years ago. I pulled the seats out, pulled the carpet out, you name it. Could never find it. We had to sell the car. Still refer to it as the "Fishtastrophe."
  21. BHMCruiser
    10-4 good to know. I go to the Venetian/Palazzo every year so I will try brunch there next time.
  22. BHMCruiser
    I have to say I have eaten several times for dinner at Bouchon and think it's at best mediocre.
  23. BHMCruiser
    Just finished Episode 10. This whole thing was excellent.
  24. BHMCruiser
    Sorry but I always clean my cast iron immediately to avoid this. My mother-in-law ran the pan through the dishwasher once. Apparently dishwashers have rust in them already. The pan looked like it had been on the Titanic
  25. BHMCruiser
    win-win-win

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