BHMCruiser

Agreed. Fuck that dude. I like watching him lose.

They aren’t willing to work as hard.

Nice mount. There's not a lot of overlap between deer hunters and die-hard Liberace fans, but that's cool

750ml and doctorate of education. Okay, it's Jill Biden

So did mine. But everything checks out with the doctor

Good advice. However, there are several older O/Us that have no cast at all, like a Browning Superposed. I've been told that Franchi sells O/Us without cast as well.

The best part of that whole exchange is how the dude keeps moving the can around testing different grips before he pops Mr. Mouth. Like "no, not this one. This one feels better. No I can't really hold it like this. Oh yeah, here we go, this is the one." CRACK

I drink a lot of vodka. If I'm just drinking the usual day-to-day after dinner drinking, I can maybe make a bottle last two days. I keep it in the freezer and just pour it in a glass cold. I don't even really feel it unless I get into the second bottle in a night. Over the course of a day I could probably drink three bottles if I started early and paced myself. Probably can't drink as much whiskey, but numbers are similar. I do not like gin since the time I drank a handle of warm Beefeater in South Boston on St. Patty's Day and had to go to work the next morning after sleeping underneath a car. In college, I drank mostly beer, and the numbers of beer I drank were incalculable until my fraternity assigned a pledge to count my drinks. I think they did this to shame me but we made it a competition to see if I could beat the prior day's number. It was great fun. The number got very large. On a bet I chugged 15 beers in two minutes (these were the small Solo cups so it's like 10oz pours or whatever) and then drank 30 beers in three minutes the next day. I puked after the 30, so I don't think that counts. The hangovers have cured me of sport drinking. Reading the story about having to go to the hospital at 40 made me dry heave a little. But I can still put some booze away if I just get into the rhythm of doing it.

This is not true. Only Superman can LAND. Anyone can fly.

I always brown the chicken and the sausage, and at least sweat the veggies, before adding them to the gumbo. Just adds another layer of flavor in my experience.

Mullen is a clown

That will change some with Sark. He’s an excellent recruiter.

Because you like rape?

Hello. It is me again, only this time I am from the future. I have come backward in time to warn you not to watch this movie.

hmmmm....starchy

This was absolutely one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It's the "emperor's new clothes" of movies. It's Nolan, and it's got a lot of complicated whiz bang, so people have to pretend it was good. It was not good. It was garbage. And it was boring.

throw it away and tell him it was delicious this is America. You do not have to eat a fucking beaver.

Looks amazing. Have you ever tried cooking the potato?

All of this is an important reminder to me that I am not from Texas and do not live in Texas and should not act like my experience in the Deep South is the same as the experience of people who grew up in Texas.

fambly

I'll take "things I found out when I was stoned out of my tits" for $200, Alex

In a lot of ways, firing Malzahn made sense (in a whole lot more ways it didn't because now Auburn is embarrassing itself looking for a replacement). Malzahn had long since hit his ceiling, and was probably on the decline. Recruiting was going down, and his occasional rabbit out of a hat was not enough to compensate for 8-9 win seasons. There's no doubt he was a terror on game day. He was creative and courageous with his willingness to take risks to win big games. But while beating Alabama more than everybody else is an accomplishment, he had room to breathe on that. Winning by less than a TD occasionally meant that nobody really cared if you lost by 40 the next year or the year before. But after a while, those beatdowns add up in the L column and you end up with a lot of 8 win seasons with losses to shitty teams.

Alabama is a great place to live. Well, at least the area around Birmingham is a great place to live. I would not want to live in the Black Belt.

I will watch. One can only watch the classic comedy "Grizzly Man" so many times.

He was one of the first to really push HUNH and use long-abandoned running concepts in the spread framework. It was brilliant, devastating, and very hard to defend. And then everybody else started doing it. And that ate up a lot of his real estate, because his system thrived on the Nick Marshalls of the world: run-first QBs who were "okay" accurate, and didn't really need to make reads. Well, now everybody recruits those guys, and Malzahn really cannot develop, or even utilize, traditional QBs. I mean, Auburn was mediocre with Jarrett Stidham, who's probably going to start in the NFL.