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BHMCruiser

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  1. agreed but it's nothing compared to crabs. what a pain in the dick. why don't we just cut out the middle man? you give me two ounces of crab meat with lots of filament and shell in it, and I will go give myself 90 papercuts and pour salt into the wounds, and we can cut like three hours out of this deal.
  2. I don't think that's true. Tennessee itself does not have that much talent and there's no way they beat out Ole Miss, LSU, Alabama, Auburn, South Carolina, Clemson, Georgia and Florida for what is inside that circle. Even when they do, they won't have talented depth. I believe that Sarkisian will kick LSU's ass in recruiting, so that just adds more pressure. Maybe you're right, but Alabama, for example, only has two Tennessee players on its roster (only one of which I've ever heard of). Clemson has six. If Tennessee had a lot of elite talent, both those programs would have more.
  3. lol none of them go. No person from Baltimore would go to anything like that. Sure, they may firebomb their own neighborhood pharmacy, but they're not going to a rally in DC. Everybody in Smalltimore stays in Smalltimore. Smalltimore is their life. It's their entire universe. "You live in the country?" "No, I live in the County." "same thing"
  4. this movie sucked it wasn't "confusing." it was "stupid"
  5. Jeremy Pruitt literally does not know what asparagus is, and he's moving to New York? lol - "the yellow ones don't stop!"
  6. Tennessee is just totally, totally fucked. The reason they were good was because recruiting was basically regional and they had access to part of Mississippi and all of South Carolina. Tennessee is a barren wasteland of football talent. Then Spurrier went to South Carolina at the same time Clemson started getting good, and that killed South Carolina as a recruiting spot. Combined with the super-regional/national draw of Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Auburn and to a lesser extent LSU, Tennessee is boxed in and basically shares the same recruiting area with Kentucky. Even if Tennessee LOCKS DOWN the state of Tennessee in terms of recruits, they can't even field a good football team. They're dead
  7. Pruitt in New York? Holy shit it's basically going to be Elf. He will eat gum off the subway handrails and spin around in the revolving doors and get hit by cabs
  8. Here is a picture of my dog checking to see if the coast is clear
  9. this is accurate a buddy of mine and i spent three minutes on the phone pronouncing the word "heupel" differently
  10. this is very funny
  11. If you give your servants an office and doors they will put on airs
  12. It’s in Alabama
  13. Correct. Pretty close on the sketch too. Except it’s a house and not a space station so all these rooms are touching.
  14. I was joking because you said you didn’t know what he rubbed on them twice and not to ask you.
  15. I get what you are saying, but it depends on what you mean by "character." I agree that the country would be a better place if all of our presidents had his morality and integrity.
  16. buy it sorry for your loss
  17. More like 1500 but not all usable space
  18. Buy a house in Alabama and you too can have this layout. It's an older house that basically had this renovation done by linking the garage attic to the main part of the house with a new roofline and then refinishing and climate controlling. It's really brilliant, and I thought my agent was going to buy it when he saw it with me for the first time. The only other mark of distinction is that Jimmy Carter is alleged to have stayed there once. This was revealed to me at the closing by the prior seller. She saw it as a point of pride. I looked at her for a while and then said "well, I'm going to buy it anyway."
  19. It's even better than that. Our master suite goes like this: 1. enter bedroom. 2. turn right for Mrs. bathroom 3. turn left, go through door, walk-in closet 4. go through walk-in-closet, through door, small hallway 5. turn right for Mr. bathroom 6. go straight, through door, for den/office above garage I can go into the office and close four - FOUR - doors if I want. It's like an episode of Get Smart. I love my house.
  20. what did he rub them with?
  21. dude I got the joke I was elaborating on the point
  22. We have two entirely separate bathrooms in our bedroom suite. Adjoining our bedroom is the wife's bathroom with a very large whirlpool tub. Then you go through my bedroom, through a walk-in closet, and then there's my bathroom, with its own shower. Honestly it is fucking paradise.
  23. And awesome food?
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