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  1. BHMCruiser
    Ha ha you went to Naples
  2. BHMCruiser
    you could also try tackling
  3. BHMCruiser
    Seriously, Solo really, really sucked. It was awful. Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure was better.
  4. BHMCruiser
    Put your MIL in the blind and have them shoot her. Two birds, one stone, etc.
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    I showed her the money then I shoplifted the pootie
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    Joran Van Der Sloot
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    Solo fucking sucked
  8. BHMCruiser
    This movie is trash. It's a heart warming story of growing up in a trash family that will not love you unless you play a snap in pointless clean up duty for Notre Dame and you do and the end. That's your whole fucking life. Get lost.
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    Botanical Gardens are great
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    "Are you the main guy, or the one who gets it?" - Jesse Gemstone, after incorrectly determining that his son is gay.
  11. BHMCruiser
    Away. If you are in Memphis, you just have to know to go away.
  12. BHMCruiser
    midichlorians
  13. BHMCruiser
    Greg had already told Kendall about the information at Shiv's wedding. He told him he had kept it for insurance.
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    Browning Superposed is one of the finest shotguns ever made. It's not going to be worth very much because it's been refinished and has aftermarket choke tubes in it.
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    I think Shiv is going to agree it should be Tom
  17. BHMCruiser
    Just a purse full of keys
  18. BHMCruiser
    whom
  19. BHMCruiser
    Also, I need to rewatch it, but I think Danny McBride says he put the prophylactic on Chad
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    That is awesome and I can see it like I'm there
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    Dude that is 100% on you. Whenever my wife says she cannot find something, the ABSOLUTE, NO QUESTIONS ASKED first place I look is her person, followed by her purse. Sunglasses? Look at her face and head. Keys? Look at her hands. Shoes? Look at her feet. Phone? Pocket then purse. etc. Then I move in concentric circles outward from her person. I usually find the missing object by sight within ten seconds.
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    "Are you the main guy, or are you the guy who gets it?" is one of the funniest things I have ever heard on television in my entire life. That is fucking brilliant.
  23. BHMCruiser
    I've met her too. I would definitely let her beat the shit out of me.
  24. BHMCruiser
    Sounds like you need to hide the tractor keys
  25. BHMCruiser
    The secret is you have to use a lot of truffle. At least ten times more truffle than you used here.

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