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  1. BHMCruiser
    So I can surf faster!
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    This is supposed to be unpopular opinions THAT YOU HOLD, not unpopular situations YOU CAN THINK OF.
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    People sit next to hot girls all the time. Just don't be a creep about it.
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    Terrible game theory! You are rolling the dice, big time, with that maneuver. You are betting the chance that you MIGHT be more comfortable against the CERTAINTY that you will be unbelievably uncomfortable if the flight is full, or if people are stupid (and you never win if you bet on the average person to do something not stupid). Your approach is facially attractive (unlike your mom), but in actually is likely to result in extreme discomfort (like your mom). The real way to play this out is to stand next to a hot, petite girl and sit next to her. At a minimum you will be comfortable and then go from there.
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    Obviously he just learned it and wrote that screed while drunk Which makes him a first year, and not a very smart one
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    Best part is that it's written by a first year law student somewhere. Can't wait to see his tv ads.
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    I flew out of DCA on a late flight the other day and the pre-check line was closed. I was very happy to have Clear. It probably saved me 20 minutes of quality drinking time.
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    You bought something you don't want and can't use because it was on sale? The jokes write themselves.
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    No, I am very tolerant of her, and she of me. But I don't want to waste my time on shit that is irritating so we have an understanding. It's reciprocal.
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    Then turn around and walk out
  11. BHMCruiser
    I was mocking the multiple sauces
  12. BHMCruiser
    Do coins have gay sides
  13. BHMCruiser
    Who has posters? WTF are you talking about?
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    Why do you answer the phone? I never have conversations on the phone with my wife. I say "what's up?" and, if she starts to just talk, I cut her off and say "sorry but I've got to get this done, let's talk later." But usually I just don't answer.
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    If you made a sauce for the garlic toast it would have been a perfect meal
  16. BHMCruiser
    It's the only way to get your fat wife to suck it
  17. BHMCruiser
    If our LBs don't learn fast, we are in for a rough season.
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    Dali in Cambridge, MA, used to be the absolute bomb, but that was a long time ago.
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    I used to take the train from Baltimore to DC and back every day. And women would ALWAYS be on their phones talking to people. The whole way there. The whole way back. Basically no man was on his phone. I would just wonder who the fuck these people were talking to? Were they just somewhere else in the train? Had I died and gone to hell? I was just surrounded by idiotic blathering from every angle. The only other option was the quiet car, where you could hear somebody forty feet away clinching in a fart.
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    Every married man endures this constantly. As far as I can tell, men mainly use language to CONVEY information, e.g. the house is THERE. So, once you have responded to her question with a decisive answer, in your mind there is nothing left to discuss and the jibber jabber that follows is like being dragged over hot coals. But women use language to PROCESS information, which has an emotional component. So talking about something, no matter how irrelevant, is part of their process of explaining how things are affecting them. It is essentially an unbridgeable psychological divide and you just have to be patient. She has the same frustration on her end, which is that you are rude and never talk to her, from her perspective. Good luck. You will fail. We all will fail.
  21. BHMCruiser
    Everybody knows you pay to kiss them
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    It was excellent. His Anthony Bourdain/dude at Foot Locker set up was absolutely brilliant.
  23. BHMCruiser
    this is a good post
  24. BHMCruiser
    you're the largest delta
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    where do you live? because you sound like a yankee

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