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BHMCruiser

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  1. Joran Van Der Sloot
  2. Solo fucking sucked
  3. This movie is trash. It's a heart warming story of growing up in a trash family that will not love you unless you play a snap in pointless clean up duty for Notre Dame and you do and the end. That's your whole fucking life. Get lost.
  4. Botanical Gardens are great
  5. "Are you the main guy, or the one who gets it?" - Jesse Gemstone, after incorrectly determining that his son is gay.
  6. Away. If you are in Memphis, you just have to know to go away.
  7. midichlorians
  8. Greg had already told Kendall about the information at Shiv's wedding. He told him he had kept it for insurance.
  9. Browning Superposed is one of the finest shotguns ever made. It's not going to be worth very much because it's been refinished and has aftermarket choke tubes in it.
  10. I think Shiv is going to agree it should be Tom
  11. Just a purse full of keys
  12. whom
  13. Also, I need to rewatch it, but I think Danny McBride says he put the prophylactic on Chad
  14. That is awesome and I can see it like I'm there
  15. Dude that is 100% on you. Whenever my wife says she cannot find something, the ABSOLUTE, NO QUESTIONS ASKED first place I look is her person, followed by her purse. Sunglasses? Look at her face and head. Keys? Look at her hands. Shoes? Look at her feet. Phone? Pocket then purse. etc. Then I move in concentric circles outward from her person. I usually find the missing object by sight within ten seconds.
  16. "Are you the main guy, or are you the guy who gets it?" is one of the funniest things I have ever heard on television in my entire life. That is fucking brilliant.
  17. I've met her too. I would definitely let her beat the shit out of me.
  18. Sounds like you need to hide the tractor keys
  19. The secret is you have to use a lot of truffle. At least ten times more truffle than you used here.
  20. So I can surf faster!
  21. This is supposed to be unpopular opinions THAT YOU HOLD, not unpopular situations YOU CAN THINK OF.
  22. People sit next to hot girls all the time. Just don't be a creep about it.
  23. Terrible game theory! You are rolling the dice, big time, with that maneuver. You are betting the chance that you MIGHT be more comfortable against the CERTAINTY that you will be unbelievably uncomfortable if the flight is full, or if people are stupid (and you never win if you bet on the average person to do something not stupid). Your approach is facially attractive (unlike your mom), but in actually is likely to result in extreme discomfort (like your mom). The real way to play this out is to stand next to a hot, petite girl and sit next to her. At a minimum you will be comfortable and then go from there.
  24. Obviously he just learned it and wrote that screed while drunk Which makes him a first year, and not a very smart one
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