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Thermos H. Christ

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  1. “You listen to me, as I take a poop”
  2. The defense has been the strength of our team the last few years. I don’t know that this is the area where we most need a shake up. Seems kind of weird and sudden, to the point that I wonder if something else is going on. That said, on paper Muschamp is an upgrade over pretty much anyone not named Saban or Smart, so I’m not exactly worried about it either. Personally I’d be more encouraged if Sark had fired himself and hired a great OC to call plays while he does HC things.
  3. I was always partial to going there at like 9am on Sunday morning after my raver ass got done partying through the night on Saturday. Proceed directly from some warehouse or cow pasture to the eastside to pick up some brisket and mutton and maybe a 40. Good memories.
  4. I assume it’s more like photos of her as a girl/woman throughout her life.
  5. I don’t celebrate his murder but I’m damn sure not about to start celebrating how he spent his life. Nothing good will come of the murder. He’s obviously causing much more trouble as a martyr and figurehead than as a third-rate mouthpiece who spent his time trying to own 19 year olds.
  6. Am I allowed to want Sark to stay even if I think he’ll most likely never win a NC, like most other coaches at most other schools ever since the sport was invented? I mean you can’t totally rule it out either.
  7. “I reject his and his colleagues' thoughts and prayers, and advise they direct those to people that they have not actively harmed.”
  8. On the Erasure front, this vintage acid-house style remix is such a delight.
  9. It would be like that if we were also responsible for throwing our weight around to single-handedly keep the Nazi government in existence in the first place, while proudly announcing ourselves as their staunchest ally over and over
  10. You mean shoveled weapons and ammo into the hands of the genociders while loudly and proudly reaffirming our murder-suicide pact with them at every opportunity. Standing by passively would be a hundred thousand times more defensible.
  11. It’s not the Jewish lobby it’s the Israel lobby. Don’t do their work for them conflating the two. Tons of American Jews are not zionists.
  12. It’s not hard to figure out… the Republicans hate the Dems and most Dem-leaning voters are disgusted by our feckless cowardly pro-genocide pro-billionaire milquetoast limousine liberal excuse for an opposition party when our institutions are being dismantled and they’re building concentration camps. Who’s left to say nice things about them?
  13. I don’t know about Texas as a whole but Austin 20 years ago was an outrageously special time and place to be alive. Immaculate vibes.
  14. Didn’t we already establish that spending any amount of money on political expression is protected speech under the first amendment?
  15. Appointing him is right up there with the most unfathomably stupid and destructive choices Trump has made. He is not just unqualified, he’s like anti-qualified.
  16. I can’t say how I know this but I have it on really good authority that she is crazier than he is
  17. The sad part is how much of this was totally known and previously reported or at least knowable years and decades ago. This shouldn’t be breaking news. A total failure of the information environment.
  18. If the democrats weren’t such fucking cowards they would be out there promising that WHEN they return to power there will be consequences for foreign and domestic figures who aid the Trump regime. Nayib Bukele and every other foreign leader taking third country deportees should have known in no uncertain terms that if they disappeared people on Trump’s behalf their countries would be sanctioned, and it would simply be a matter of time. Tulsi and Stephen Miller should be afraid. ICE should be so scared they won’t even show their faces… oh wait. Is anyone afraid of the democrats?
  19. Hakeem Jeffries met with Mamdani but won’t endorse him. Look at my opposition party dawg…
  20. I remember when the Roy Moore teen girl creeping stuff came out TexAgs Politics legit had people defending him by posting pictures of underage pop stars like “see they can be hot, who among us…”
  21. Doctors are not to be trusted anymore because the medical establishment as a whole said Covid was real and the vaccine was beneficial/wouldn’t kill you. This is what much of MAGA and all of MAHA literally believes, because they have decided against all available evidence that those things weren’t true.
  22. Well, getting one bottom tier fast food chain to sell Mexican cokes and fry stuff in beef tallow is a pretty big public health win. But don’t forget dismantling and hamstringing all the actual public health infrastructure and expertise based on, you know, medicine. That’s a key part of getting healthy too. Fucking morons. It’s just so embarrassing on top of the underlying horrror.
  23. Yes that was the joke. Who gives a fuck if Clinton goes down? Not us, you know why? Because this isn’t a fucking cult.
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