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RDCanecutter last won the day on March 14 2023

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  1. True. I submit to y'all that the money barely matters.
  2. I believe in a benevolent monarchy descended from George Washington (last I heard this was a truck driver in Iowa,) a peaceful nation who pay Canada, Mexico, and the Bahamas to fight all our wars, monorails and airships servicing all villages (pilot training avoided because they'll be trained rhesus monkeys at the tillers,) required attendance at Anglican Church of America services wearing polished jack-boots (for the women, men can do whatever they want,) all children attend boarding schools where they study Latin, fencing, and horseback riding as well as one elective pertinent to the management of panicky foreigners, and every household receives a basic monthly income with extra bonuses for purchasing art, which will lead to distorted economies similar to the old days where Mom would send three individual children into a store to each buy 3 cents of candy with printed Food Stamp dollars, receiving a total of $2.91 in change, which they'd then fetch outside to Mom who would come in and buy a bottle of Thunderbird. Also, we'd discontinue the use of nickels, dimes, credit cards, crypto, and all apps except Venmo because they haven't pissed me off yet.
  3. These goofy metal climbs remind me of my first trip to Mexico. Guide book (early 90s) said they had a "New Peso" that was 3 to a dollar. I budgeted for that. Get there, and it's already 7 to a dollar. My backpackin ass suddenly had twice the cash. Oh to be young again.
  4. First time I've heard that word used outside a seafaring novel.
  5. 2025 winds to an end and I am done with shows for the year. Wasn't a bad year. Main difference was adding out-of-state shows, 1 in Tennessee, 6 in Georgia. Tennessee was like sailing around the Horn of Good Hope with shit weather, Georgia mostly sold more (shooing away several large never-sell paintings) but costing more too as two-day venues + hotel, except when I watched foosbaw with @baboso Good way to move old stock and make future previous customers. (There are several similar-sized shows nearer to home that I avoided because they were put on by Mean Old Lady art clubs and I figured they'd draw a stuffy crowd, but I'm wrong all the time so maybe I'll just do them next year instead of all but the best Atlanta shows.) My unreliable little car is no longer unreliable, because it is dead. Now I have a big warm Toyota 4Runner that could hold double the gear I take to shows. It has made driving a joy and maybe in 2026 I'll find out what Florida has to offer. For now, I draw and paint. Several categories flat sold out.
  6. Who are you and why are you winking at my sheep?
  7. Nice bit of boredom around here. Had the ECHO tech telling me her life story (I asked) as she scanned all up in my heart. She never stopped and said "OH MY GOD." Continued my quest to use every MRI machine in the UAB area. Sometimes you get a vintage one out in the county where it takes extra time for them to shovel coal underneath the boiler, but in this case I was in the Imperial Headquarters and the unit still had that new MRI machine smell. More importantly, the techno concert lasted ten minutes less than average. Doc hemmed and hummed a little, but bottom line was there may be things out there (I am certain they are, because the sneaky little bastards are made out of me) but nothing's getting anywhere near big enough to cause trouble. We agree to sit behind our cotton bales and not say a thing. Oh, and I was taking my blood pressure the wrong way. Instead of high BP, I have low pressure and can make myself dizzy by standing up fast, if I'm like, bored.
  8. Chicks dig scars. Chicks dig guys who read the thread before posting.
  9. This guy gets it.
  10. I'll be asking the questions in today's Inquisition, thank you. Never went full Norse, but when I was fencing, Mrs. Canecutter would buy a bottle of mead that could only be opened if I medalled in a tournament. Thirsty? Best get to stabbin'.
  11. That's a face for screaming at the maid.
  12. That'd be Tuesday.
  13. This is the kind of shit you blurt out when you're used to getting your ass kissed.
  14. Sounds like the second scene of a vampire movie.
  15. I wasn't aware that there could be too much or too often.
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