RDCanecutter

Reminds me of my path to being a millionaire in one year via drawing simple $5 cartoons. 800 drawings a day = 4,000 bucks/day, 20,000 per 5-day week. Put in 50 steady weeks, done, take a Christmas break. Don't see why I couldn't start my own elite football school while I'm at it.

Now imagine listening to that everyday in person in College Station.

Throw the ball to Legolas.

Move them dang sip horn-blowers 5 yards back in the stands per violation!

Whoop his traitor ass.

You don't understand the power and money of Aggy. If ESPN defies Aggy, Aggy will boycott them out of existence.

I'm fixin to eat some home-cooked food, let my dog lick the bowl, and then we'll both watch Aggy get another whoopin put on em.

He got that finger up doin that Allahu Akbar thing.

My hands-on Auburn knowledge ended one night in 1987 as I drove away up 280 while a DJ friend at the college radio station played multiple U2 songs in my honor. I was working in Auburn. If I wanted to be an engineer or a vet, it'd be a good student choice. Current football team? Maybe the pay is good. But Freeze and hoes? My guess is flip a coin, and keep flipping it until it comes up positive.

Well, the backup kicker from Birmingham Southern was probably happen to transfer to a school that hasn't been shut down.

Baptists and other such types long ago learned to give me some quiet space.

Always support the apes. It's a go-to move, like not playing pool against a guy named Pop.

Good place. Reminds me of an English-speaking France for how people live life. Plus being non-native I could pass through the mental force-field that doesn't allow Virginians and Marylanders to visit each other. Me I always get along great farther NE with the vinigary sassiness of New Englanders, and didn't mind (a few days) of the Winter. Main drawback is getting older and slipping on ice, plus my artist friends there seem to have fewer opportunities than I do in Bama.

None of them. The wives, that is. Don't have time to monitor the car decorations of the concubines.