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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
RDCanecutter replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Lean in, and make your own fun. Start talking about Federal overreach, and when they start nodding, point out that slavery is mentioned multiple times as a normal thing in the Bible. -
My son just auditioned at Julliard today. He already got accepted at a couple of other good places. This was his "swing for the fences" moment. 4 years ago he had stopped playing music.
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We here at The Canecutter School do not lower ourselves to discussions of tuition, salary, or curriculum. You know your child is a little monster. We know he's a little monster. The difference is, we are willing to put up with him, possibly. Simply send what you feel is a reasonable gift to The Canecutter School. Allow 4-6 weeks for the cheque to clear, and for our private detectives to conduct background investigations into your particular Faulknerian House of Horrors. If all works out for your child's acceptance, you will realize that when you find the little darling's chambers empty in the morning, possibly with signs of a struggle depending on how spirited the lad is. For the next few blessed years you will know peace, with regular Christmas cards adorned in cursive that we beat into the little savage. He will also learn horseback riding, fencing, and Latin. More importantly, he'll be gone. When you do see him again, you shall behold a creature transformed. You may espy him torturing a mouse, or pushing a beggar off the sidewalk, but it's a small price to pay for the impression he makes at the club. Perhaps you think back to when you were writing the gift cheque, how for a moment you felt cheap, and almost left two zeroes off the sum. Ah, how fortunate that you did not.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
RDCanecutter replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Considering that it made you blurry about which month you were there, I believe you. -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
RDCanecutter replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Donald Trump is a character from 1700s Britain. Imagine a syphilitic rake ensconced in a rotten borough, mixed up in schemes designed to stay ahead of gambling debts, clearing off yeoman farmers from land he never visits so he can cheat the shepherds, as a last resort he joins a regiment but hires a replacement when they leave London. If by bad luck he has to command troops, the sergeants get them to form square while he lolls drunk in the saddle. -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
RDCanecutter replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
You have to have someplace to eat when Chick-fil-A is closed on Sunday. -
Will you still live in the U.S. in 20 years?
RDCanecutter replied to TexArcher's topic in Cloak Room
A Canadian friend who married a Mexican woman found out all about that. Her mom lived 5 hours up a dirt road in Michoacan. At some point his life changed from "parties at the beach" to "drive 5 hours up a dirt road into the mountains err damn weekend." Even better, he got set to searching for the Family Gold that was hidden during the Tragic [insert reoccurring historical mayhem.] So my boy was alternating between metal detecting and pick-and-shovel work, all the time getting watched by in-laws making sure he didn't pocket something. He never found anything, which tells me he actually is lucky. -
Will you still live in the U.S. in 20 years?
RDCanecutter replied to TexArcher's topic in Cloak Room
Second thing is that telenovelas are not fiction, they are documentaries. -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
RDCanecutter replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
So it won't break any budgets if we include it in school lunches. -
Gold bug / silver bug / numismatic / metals thread
RDCanecutter replied to 52-80's topic in Business and Markets
"You're dealing with lunatics," --my buddy who buys and sells metals full-time for a living. If you aren't talking to at least one guy who thinks the Clintons are Serpent People, and another guy who thinks a base-metal Canadian dollar coin is really silver, you aren't in the right place yet. At coin shops I will routinely let people go in front of me while I pretend to peruse the shelves, just so I can listen. -
Need a “near campus” dinner and breakfast suggestion
RDCanecutter replied to HiggyBaby's topic in Food and Travel
Red River Cafe still open? -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
RDCanecutter replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Went I went through, guys were doing all sorts of Oscar-worthy stunts to get out early. Turns out they could have just sat on the floor and not obeyed orders to stand up, and they'd be out. As in, they'd get out at some point after their old training unit all graduated. In the meantime they'd be put on display working in the chow hall NOT relaxing at home, so all the other recruits could see them. -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
RDCanecutter replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
You've always got a small percentage who need to be somewhere other than the military, and who manage to drop out for what looks like no apparent reason. I bet that year, they called the reason "Covid vaccines." Some other year it would have been something else. -
It was the scariest thing I knew of before I got it. Now it's kinda like having a pet cougar. @Sbbruin has the right idea, just think of the docs as your coaches and do what they say. A lot of stuff ends up being routine. Best results to you!
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Will you still live in the U.S. in 20 years?
RDCanecutter replied to TexArcher's topic in Cloak Room
I am too much of a mule to get runnt offt, plus I have paid-for houses in two blue counties. Not to mention that my oncologist lives about three blocks away. But if we're all stoned and just fantasizing, Mrs. Canecutter would qualify for Danish birthright citizenship. I think I'd die of boredom anyplace north of Marseilles. I do have a CURP (SSN + hot sauce) and when I mention that in Mexico, people offer me jobs in a kidding/not-kidding sort of way. I could be the tall white artist from the telenovela, those guys always make bank selling giant paintings until they are falsely set up as the knife-murderer of the local chief's son.
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