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RDCanecutter

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  1. Costco keeps tryna get me to start a new credit card.
  2. Possibly some foreign-ass phrase translated from his ancestors' whore-house German.
  3. One of our Honeymoon travels we chanced upon the Riverwalk Drury. Room was about 8' wide with a 12' tall ceiling so it was like medieval serving wench sex. Main reason my wife remembers it is because I came out of the bathroom and said "Is that your shampoo bottle in there?" She ran in to see. There was no shampoo bottle, but there was a fresh giant turd.
  4. I do. Hell, any job that keeps him (officially) out of state is fine with me.
  5. That's the thing though-- 30 minutes of NogNogNog NeeNeeNee and I can't have brain cancer again for four more months.
  6. Good MRI today so instead I am going to bitch about having to wake up early and get no breakfast or coffee but damn that dye hit pretty good don't she.
  7. They were winding me up about volunteering as a club officer. I guess I am officially beloved now. 5 semesters of Scottish Zoom classes done now, mostly in Aberdeen. Last Thursday there was a club-wide "Coffee & Chat" session that required me to wake up at 3 am, I jumped in and besides Scottish people, there were English, Dutch, and Japanese people ripping along in Gaelic as if I had stumbled into some Alternate Earth Harry Turtledove novel where the defeated Saxons had been absorbed into a British Empire dominated by Celts. They were going at it, blazing along, and as one of many, I could sorta hang with me gusta la biblioteca level phrases. But then we went to breakout rooms. In the breakout rooms we were groups of three, so it'd be me getting double-teamed with Gaelic questions by two people who found me interesting. Cool. With one questioner I probably could have hung but with two it was a tag-team beat-down. We had several of these rooms with different people. I noticed something happening- my listening comprehension went up, while my ability to speak went down. By the end I was the family dog, yes I am a good boy, wag tail, never speak. Then there was some group jabber session at the end and I glommed that most of these people were teachers. By then I was fried. But today in Duolingo I could understand the spoken words a lot better. It's not as much of a leap as that day in Mexico when I wondered why they were speaking English on the radio (they weren't,) but a few more sessions like this wouldn't hurt.
  8. Judge not that ye be not judged BUT Dad's got bad health problems and Mom is in denial about kid's problem. Ain't shit I can do.
  9. Abrazos no balazos. Mexican history is kinda like 10 CENTER CONTROLS 20 OUTSKIRTS REBEL 30 OUTSIDE FORCE ATTACKS 40 GOTO 10
  10. He actually did a lot of good for several people once they locked him up and he was forced to grow up.
  11. It was Texas. I doubt he ever spent more than a weekend in Alabama. We grew up in different places with different moms. Yeah, heroin detox is un-fun. She was still itchin to go get more, but I wouldn't take her to do it. Asked her why she had started, she told me a doctor had told her she was headed for kidney failure so why not help it along. I blew up and told her doctors were wrong about shit all the time, hell she might outlive that doctor if she even halfway tried. I don't know if she ever completely believed me, but she did start living. Last 15 years I've watched her looking healthier of FB, has a teenage daughter now and they seem to be doing OK.
  12. Your pimp didn't bail you out?
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