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RDCanecutter last won the day on March 14 2023

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  1. Most effective gym membership ever.
  2. Don't underestimate him. On dry land he can charge as fast as a horse for short distances.
  3. You have a back-up New Zealand wife? Have they met?
  4. They could, and did. That's why we're not speaking Chimp now.
  5. The only Subway I like is a local one that let me, a non-customer, take a shit in their bathroom one night when I had explosive diarrhea. Bought a cookie on the way out, it was the classy thing to do.
  6. I would eat a whole bucket of that, while wearing a fez and banging on cymbals.
  7. You have the ability to see inside my cousin's wife's brain.
  8. I can't look at a flat head shovel without thinking about the wet concrete floor in a hot dog factory.
  9. I got my jab the day a molester bought the pizza parlor And I walked across the flat earth to the rim But before I could haggle with my Morgan dollars The Deep State swooped in, ate my pie, and disappeared him!
  10. Most British speak gibberish. Indians are old-school. eg My Brahmin friend from Kenya schooling the English in the use of "shan't."
  11. Great idea to have a kill switch in our own equipment. Nobody would ever figure out how to use that against us.
  12. At least 1/3 of my teachers in grades 7-12 disrupted learning. Luckily I was able to tune them out with library books.
  13. It'll either be the right choice, or the wrong one. Me personally I think silver will catch back up some. But I thought that back when gold was 2,000.
  14. I think of shiny metal like a spare tire on a car. It doesn't make the car go faster or farther, but once in a blue moon it's nice to have a spare. Don't weep too much over having silver instead of gold. Who knows what could happen.
  15. I am not a sma-art man.
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