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RDCanecutter

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  1. You don't get a Mercedes factory for your state by asking Daddy for funds, Nancy. You get a Mercedes factory by shakin your ass like a little ho and giving Mercedes all kinds of free shit. And it works. Fob James out front shoulda told ya.
  2. Sari Bolagh, where the new and old roads to Qom I mean Clanton cross each other.
  3. Without looking further into the article I am gonna guess they live in Calera.
  4. First name Madonna, second name ends in -ian. I'm guessing that even though Iranian, she's an ethnic Armenian Christian who has a real good reason to avoid mullahs. And that ICE will tard it all up.
  5. Only good thing I see coming out of this is MAGA pissing off Marines and other military branches.
  6. Deport fake ICE agents to Mexico. Try not to accidentally sweep up real ones...
  7. Buck up, son.
  8. Probably just after yelling at yet another waiter.
  9. Seems like those masks would be a bad thing to have on during a tussle, somebody might pull them up a couple of inches over the eyes. Almost as bad as a necktie.
  10. Read letter, then seached for "wanker" emoji.
  11. If they punished the employers, you'd see White and Black teens working those jobs like it's 1978.
  12. Sheesh. On top of being 780 miles away... you wonder how they claim to be an "emergency" room.
  13. Doc visit today, numbers almost freakishly good. Blood pressure clocked in way too low, first reading was maybe 72/50, one step above being ectoplasm. They fed me salty snacks until I flexed out 20 points higher. Welireg is supposed to mess up oxygen levels. We remain defiant at 99%. Down to almost my Army weight, mainly due to Wife had knee surgery, doesn't cook as much, and we eat smaller portions when it's Poison, I mean Fast Food Night. (uppity up up uppity) Nothing really to report other than constant minor 1-out-of-10 pain-scale aches to shoulders/hips/knees. Might just be 60+ Rainy Weather Blues. Next body scan 3 weeks when the techs get to look at mah bo-dee.
  14. Biff is winning this timeline.
  15. Kasualwear.
  16. Hey y'all Ah'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body hyuk hyu huh huh huuuuuuuuuu...
  17. Well damn, at $9.95/month for however long he's been alive, my paid-off credit card celebration ends today.
  18. Just now kilt my credit card. $0.00 balance. Next extra money I earn I'm throwin it as cash in the bath tub and I'll wallow in it while blasting Saudi Greatest Hits.
  19. Any video seeking GoFundMe money, I better see you shakin dat azz.
  20. News saying 5,000 in Bham. Probably a combo of my poor counting skills, hippies showin up late, and a little exaggeration. Anyway, don't matter. I was at a Pride rally the next day in Linn Park selling the shit out of cartoons, and Mayor Woodfin walked right up and shook my hand. If the Democrats had an ounce of killer instinct, they'd run him as at least VP, but they won't, so Birmingham's gain I guess.
  21. Hello. Your name is Inigo Montoya. You planned to kill my father. Prepare to be cuffed.
  22. Last time I heard that song sung live was when I was maybe 15, from the losing side of a pinecone fight.
  23. Yeah. Well. Vampires look like death warmed over, and those dudes sit around in New Orleans mansions speaking French for centuries.
  24. That DC Military Parade Being Out-of-Step: They aren't. It is an officially non-step step called "Route Step." You use it when you've got to march a unit cross-country and you don't give a rip about how you look. If, somewhere along the way, you were to pass in review before a respected commander, yeah, the column would probably switch to "Forward March" with various guys skipping to get back into step. If those troops were doing route step miles away from the President, might seem normal. If they were in front of him, seems odd.
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