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RDCanecutter

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  1. Reminds me of my path to being a millionaire in one year via drawing simple $5 cartoons. 800 drawings a day = 4,000 bucks/day, 20,000 per 5-day week. Put in 50 steady weeks, done, take a Christmas break. Don't see why I couldn't start my own elite football school while I'm at it.
  2. Now imagine listening to that everyday in person in College Station.
  3. Move them dang sip horn-blowers 5 yards back in the stands per violation!
  4. You don't understand the power and money of Aggy. If ESPN defies Aggy, Aggy will boycott them out of existence.
  5. I'm fixin to eat some home-cooked food, let my dog lick the bowl, and then we'll both watch Aggy get another whoopin put on em.
  6. He got that finger up doin that Allahu Akbar thing.
  7. My hands-on Auburn knowledge ended one night in 1987 as I drove away up 280 while a DJ friend at the college radio station played multiple U2 songs in my honor. I was working in Auburn. If I wanted to be an engineer or a vet, it'd be a good student choice. Current football team? Maybe the pay is good. But Freeze and hoes? My guess is flip a coin, and keep flipping it until it comes up positive.
  8. Well, the backup kicker from Birmingham Southern was probably happen to transfer to a school that hasn't been shut down.
  9. Baptists and other such types long ago learned to give me some quiet space.
  10. Good place. Reminds me of an English-speaking France for how people live life. Plus being non-native I could pass through the mental force-field that doesn't allow Virginians and Marylanders to visit each other. Me I always get along great farther NE with the vinigary sassiness of New Englanders, and didn't mind (a few days) of the Winter. Main drawback is getting older and slipping on ice, plus my artist friends there seem to have fewer opportunities than I do in Bama.
  11. None of them. The wives, that is. Don't have time to monitor the car decorations of the concubines.
  12. That's not completely untrue, nor is it a complement. Some flat-out freaks in those sagas, Trump and half of Trumpworld would fit right in.
  13. Why does your brother hate Texas and Victory in WWII.
  14. Yeah, I think my destiny is to find refurbished 90s and aughts cars when mine gives out, or move someplace with better public transportation.
  15. Yeah, he waybettered that kit. The box photo looks like a toy, but I can smell the oil and sealife coming off his finished version. Looks like something Humphrey Bogart would be riding to Tampico. Good stuff.
  16. Trucks are awesome when they are dusty and battered and have a functioning tool box and some pipe rolling around the back, and maybe a dirty coffee cup holding down a couple of invoices on the dash. The "want a luxury truck" gene skipped me. If I were to blow 75K, it'd be for a vacation shack down in some bayou, and a bad-ass motorcycle to ride there.
  17. When I was in CS I spent my spare afternoons busting loose for Snook or Caldwell or Yankee's Tavern.
  18. I actually had that, I was a kid at Easter 1966. I had a cooler suit, Mom was prettier, and Dad looked like a cleaned-up pirate. It's a cool memory of creeping around Gramama and Grandaddy's yard snatching up candy contained in plastic eggshells, but not sure I'd wanna do that as a job. I do miss British go-cart "sports cars," interesting ash trays, days spent on the floor building a Lego/Lincoln Logs/Tinkertoy empire, comic books that were aimed at kids instead of neck-beards, and jangling British Invasion guitars, but neither party even hinted at bringing those back.
  19. I mean, if we're gonna talk Sharts in France, I have a story, but it's from 2002 so doesn't belong in this thread.
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