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RDCanecutter

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  1. These poor fuckers are still trying to reason with Godzilla.
  2. Back during the Buy Moron project, I picked up WMT, MCD, and HOG specifically for that. Sold HOG when it went up 70%, kept the other two.
  3. There's almost a mental forcefield around UAB that keeps the banjos at bay. And by banjos, I don't mean actual banjos, which are cool as hell. I mean auto-tuned hot-pants cold-beer dirt-road mah-truck. Even a routine visit feels like just walking around a normal city, but off in the distance you'll hear raptors testing the perimeter. At this point, if it goes down, I feel like my best move is to sit up in bed, Jim Bowie style
  4. I forget who posted the link of Abbot boasting about how Texas' economy is bigger than Mexico's, so Bring It ONNN, Mesco! Stuff like that has gotta be good for a 30% popularity bump for Sheinbaum. Further, regardless of the numbers, if they frame it as a Texas-Mexico trade war, OK. I predict Mexico could lose ten times the money and it'd be Texas that'd be the first to howl. Meanwhile in Alabama we'll have Katie Britt licking up whatever oozes out of Tuberville's ear, the car factory gridlock will be because of Woke Ghey Outside Agitators, and we'll probably accidentally make money off pulpwood shortages. So damn glad that years ago I intentionally bought lots of stocks that cater to stupid people.
  5. Frog and scorpion.
  6. There's that Northern Ohio "Tasker Avenue" accent. "That is the pure un-diluted Northern Cities accent. There's an article I read about how field linguists find speakers of that accent, by writing down the name of a nonexistent street, "Tasker Avenue," and asking people if they know where it is. When you hear them repeat "Tyasker Ee-avenue?" you know you've got a live one."
  7. Oh, Boss, I didn't say that. I just don't wanna swing it at sugar cane.
  8. I was gonna redo the deck. Might just replace the two worst planks. Lot less work, then I could lay about drankin on-sale whiskey.
  9. "Yeah but you're fucking crazy" is something I have actually said to conspiracy thumpers. It doesn't change a thing, but it's fun to say.
  10. no no No No NOOO for the fiftieth time I am NOT taking the dang machete out into the dang field for "exercise..."
  11. Across from the depot.
  12. Round Rock
  13. The simple solution is to go back in time twenty years, and plant apple trees.
  14. "Why don't you shut up and just play golf, you MO-ron?" would be my go-to.
  15. Extrapolating from Hannity, I assume the low number of arrests is due to almost all the agents and the people they're searching for being killed by weekend gunfire.
  16. 3 years in of making special Valentine's art for Valentine's, there is no real reason to. Oh, I'll sell some. Say I make a couple dozen prints. I'll sell 2 or 3 on the holiday. Then if I sling the rest in the mix of unsold art, I might sell one or two every month after, or a random person might buy 12 in August. So they do sell, but there's barely any connection to the holiday. Same thing goes with most other holidays. I don't think my customers get my work for greeting card reasons. Probably for the best, as I swan through the year completely detached from whatever my non-existent marketing department would tell me to do.
  17. My evil goblin wife found out she could occasionally get White Women on Instagram types to snatch their children up onto the sidewalk if she rolled around with the windows down blasting La Jefa 98.3 FM.
  18. I see you've been there.
  19. All I know about that Yankih Overreach is that it wasn't treason because Robt E Lee felt so bad about something. Before he led an expedition west into the hills against other Virginians. And got whooped.
  20. Oh the town is solid blue. I'm just talking about its mopey online exiles. It's the heart of the Black Belt and every Dem from dogcatcher on up comes down for 15 minutes to tapdance across the Edmund Pettus bridge. Matter o fact, visiting there, I hop from one blue island to another. Only unbroken Trumpy stretch is Chilton County*, and that's like the Shire if the Hobbits grew peaches. I have a deep voice and know how to check spark plugs, so they simply nod and wave me through. *I left out Shelby County, which is now solid generica. Bomb-making meetings replaced by whatever people do while driving around, say, Katy.
  21. Imagine being from Selma, Alabama in the 60s when you had no reason to think the South didn't win the Civil War, and yes there was a thriving commercial district (Thanks, US Air Force Base and all your retired NCOs and Officers) but now it's an online community of obese white people lamenting the Lost Paradise because some people wanted to be treated like Americans. Dipping back into that world is like drinking a quart of pickle juice, and I'm insulting pickle juice which does not shrivel your soul. You tell em the decline's also got something to do with the one industry packing up in a small city 40 minutes drive from a much larger one full of competing businesses, Nooo, you left out those people, it's them! We could live there for free in a family house, but dayyum.
  22. I mean, somebody could cut their gym membership and just work on their own lawn for free, but that's some kind of psychopathic crazy talk.
  23. From the days when I worked at regular jobs with managers, I'd say that guy has even odds of becoming one.
  24. Still in the Early Year Dead Zone here. Two shows coming up next weekend. Still laying on supplies and gear. Probably get in the black by May, which isn't bad if it happens. Took til November in 2024.
  25. It was wrong to leave GF at the restaurant wondering where you were.
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