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RDCanecutter

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  1. When yer DOOOOWWNNN on yer luck...
  2. As if I would use anything other than quality Acme products. I think the flamethrower is vintage-- I got it from a hipster with a lumberjack beard.
  3. I take it I should leave the flamethrower and crates of dynamite out of this video?
  4. But on the upside, O'Hare food court choices are very tense with people yelling like they're in the chow hall at Zero Week in Basic Training. I yell the fuck back at them, to their satisfaction and my inner disgust.
  5. I am usually the freak in any of my NYC freak-show stories, so that's all I have to say about tha-aat.
  6. When I realized that PT tests were Pass/Fail, I think I maxed out at 65 and called it a life. Sorry about your muscle. I somehow managed to gimp up my own right shoulder (not doing pushups,) and finally the only thing that cured it was working it back and forth against some glorified giant rubber band. Went from a year of pain to almost normal in about 3 weeks. I love that glorified giant rubber band.
  7. Better than being in an Alabama Natl Guard B-26C Invader. Or were you... https://encyclopediaofalabama.org/article/bay-of-pigs-invasion-and-the-alabama-air-national-guard/
  8. North America is trying to get us back to out 1920s settlement patterns.
  9. 5 years from now there'll be a 50 cent diet supplement that would have un-crazied him.
  10. Woulda been cooler if you'd head-butted him in the teeth with it. For scuffs.
  11. Ze Metro... never saw anybody piss (I associate that with urine-soaked walls on country lanes) but les pique-pockets are fun... [What'sThePointOfThisStory?]So my cousin from the Orleans Avenue Louisiana Canecutters is on vacation in Paris with her friends. Let's call her Delilah. Delilah and crew are on the Metro, and notice obvious scam in progress as kids come though their car, young boys slowing down their mark by walking backwards in front of him, while teen girl follows behind, trying to get his wallet. They warn the dude, get a little stink-eye from the thieves, who get off at that station. Then down the line, Delilah reaches for her little blue change purse. It's gone. It's not about the money. That's her favorite purse. Bagpipes start blaring in brain as she leads her friends off the train, jump another going back. The Wild Hunt is on. Sure enough, pick-pocket girl and her imps are still there. Delilah wades in on the doxie, "Where's my purse?" "Ah don't 'ave your purse!" so Delilah commences to WHALE on this chick like Clubber Lang, just dusting her ass. It's France, people believe in freedom of expression, nobody jumps in. After a little of that, Pick-Pocket Girl, still claiming not to know about a purse, starts throwing wads of money at Delilah, maybe a hundred bucks worth. Tactical thinker, Delilah and her pals scoot, jamming loose bills in their pockets. And later, she finds her blue change purse.[/ILikeStories]
  12. Is this a bad thing? Seems like a Lich-Queen would have a vested interest in preventing the spread of undead-destroying flames.
  13. All the better. You won't dip into your own stash.
  14. Sounds like insurance might get suckier even in areas less disaster-prone.
  15. A rotating cast of freaks calls into Feinbaum, daily, for free. PAWWWL gets paid for letting them screech a little. It's like printing money with unpaid interns working the press. It ain't deep.
  16. Happy to be a dumbass who doesn't know LA geography very well. Friend is not in Hollywood. Over by Cal State LA campus. If that helps them.
  17. Well shit. Good high school friend lives near there.
  18. More room outside than in. Bogey played a great panhandler in Treasure of the Sierra Madre. And he came out a head.
  19. Dude, you have to let it go. Your fellow riders forgave you years ago.
  20. In the early 80s there was a "Train to the Plane" that did that. It was simple and reasonable. No doubt why it's gone.
  21. That's more manpower than every dude in Estonia, and probably close to the male population of Latvia. Ukraine doing work taking heat off Russia's other neighbors.
  22. That depends on how fast the Natl Guard gets deployed. It'll obviously be in the unburnt areas. As a young pup I myself got sent into Charlotte after Hugo. There had been some fuckery, but everybody got right after the Humvees with (unloaded) M-60s started poking around. Charleston area was different. They wanted to fight.
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