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RDCanecutter

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  1. Whiskey Man payin tariffs don't hardly sound like no true Whiskey Man. [/spits]
  2. I suspect the cops are going a little bit more Singapore than usual with bad actors.
  3. Well fellers, if I don't just up and die, I oughta be healthier the next time we meet. Went to my favorite greasy-spoon diner today and it was a cackle-fest as they watched Fox News talking about fires. The owner is of Middle Eastern extraction, and I briefly considered replacing "California" with wherever his folks are from, having my own little jest, but do not currently have a steak knife embedded in my forehead so I guess I didn't. Just a pack of provincial baboons. I shan't be back.
  4. And of course silver took a dump the day I could sell it at the shop. Was waffling about even going through with it, but remembered that the mission was to murder interest-generating Credit Card debt so I pulled the trigger. $28.50/oz for generic, ie a dollar back of spot. About 14% higher than what I bought it at if anybody's giving out cookies. So tomorrow if it shoots up to 35, that's me, team.
  5. This is why I always work with pros. I will bring my old SCA shield and a stick.
  6. I'll throw a brick if you let me know when the cops show up.
  7. I can't do much, maybe, but whenever you get settled you've got some free artwork* coming your way. If you hate it, that's OK to say so too. I lived among the French. Just hand it off to people with worse taste until it finds a home. *contains no depiction of fire bc fuck fire. ^^ There's still time to delete this.
  8. It wasn't just that you said it, it was that it was double-plus ungood oldthink. Now that it has happened, it just proves you were bad. Possibly even horrible.
  9. I just emerged into a Scottish Gaelic politics unit, and it is getting sassy. "There was an uprising in Portree" "The government made this strange law" "Who made these rules?" "Is the government listening to us?" Now if it'd just teach me how to see "you moany wee thing."
  10. It just takes one to sneak across the board, get promoted to Vengeance Queen, then we get to watch JD bolt in panic until his eyeliner runs like Tammy Faye Bakker.
  11. The Spirit of Manchester is dropping boulders on him.
  12. Well yeah. You probably did this stuff. But in this case the security is dudes with rifles and such and more importantly eyes and ears, spread around to pick up threats. When a unit gets wiped TF out, it's almost always from skimping on this step. Crew-served weapons being the big crankers where you want some sort of fire plan, figure out dead zones and how to make them uncomfortable. The commo part shows when I learned it in the 90s where "setting up commo" involved voodoo chants at a PRC 77. I bolted to become an Austin Hippy before I got to play with anything newer but I imagine you'd seldom have it not turned on and ready. All this would be happening simultaneously about 12 seconds after you have security set up. But Elon doesn't know that. And so we mock him. Canadians thought I was Canadian. One Mexican taxi driver thought I was Russian.
  13. It was so Communists would melt if they said that.
  14. Pat yourself an "attaboy" on the back, Lootenant.
  15. Point of order: Greatest Generation got their uniforms from the Quartermaster, not Wardrobe.
  16. That actually sounds kind of hard. Unless it's just the basket that's underwater, and you the weaver are sitting in the shallows with a refreshing beverage.
  17. Elon's idea of forests are the green pixels on a game map. There is no need for or meaning in old Köppen gibberish like Csb or Cfa.
  18. We know you really busted out through the roof.
  19. Just had an idea. Carry scrawled preschooler drawings. Attach them with refrigerator magnets to back panels of Cyber trucks. Profit.
  20. Put these 3 in the right order: set up crew-served weapons, establish security, set up commo You can save the planet AND Mars by "shooting the cag" on Mark Zuckerberg. Describe your actions step-by-step. Listen to another human for 5 3 2 minutes without checking phone.
  21. only if you want to overheat it.
  22. When in doubt, if a fast-food manager doesn't like it, you probably aren't far wrong.
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