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    Hey, they knew how to break a few eggs when they were setting up the Bosporan Kingdom. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosporan_Kingdom
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    Wakanda, fine country beautiful country we love Wakanda and the people love me there. Big Wakandans, Strong Wakandans, they come up to me, tears streeeaming over their facial tattoos-- that's what they do there, put these facial tattoos, like how they ID you, you don't need a wallet or a driver's license, the cop pulls you over, very courteous, they just take a sec to look at your facial tattoos, boom, "Oh hi, Mr. Adelelewakaboomboom, could you please please just slow it down a tad, we have baby elephants on their way to school here." Very courteous. We could learn from my fine Wakandan supporters. Should Wakanda be a state? I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe no, maybe we'll see. I actually think they'd be on the losing end of things, forced to associate with some of our Blue State riff-raff. I'd hate that. Those facial tattoos, you know I'm not impressed with ethnic types but hey. WAKANDA WE LOVE YOOOOU.
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    The servants were supposed to fetch it ages ago.
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    You member when the Germans busted through at Sedan in their little rat-wagon tanks, and French Generals were demanding written orders before they'd counterattack the flanks as a CYA measure in case it failed, because French Generals hated other French Generals more than they feared the Germans? Moi je me member.
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    I prefer to think that you just haven't met the right bridge.
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    How much did you get for it?
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    I had the weirdest thing happen Sunday. After months of getting kicked to the curb by my new rat poison, Lenvima, all of a sudden I felt hungry. Said to Mrs. Canecutter "let's go to Dave's Pizza." (local joint that exists in an Austin-in-the-90s magic bubble.) Outside she goes to get in the car. I'm "Hey, let's walk." Not exactly a trek through the Alps but you do cross some little hills. I'm powering up and down them right there with her. What is this feeling? This weird feeling? It hits me-- for the first time in a long time, I feel normal. Now, maybe I'm about to get toenail cancer or some other fresh hell. Maybe next week I'll have the shits for 72 hours straight. But dammit, I've had Stage 4 cancer for at least 6 years now, and up popped some good days. May all y'all have some as well.
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    I would actually be interested in a digital currency valued at 8 reales to a peso.
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    Well you need to go, Hi. You need to go this minute.
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    I'm glad she found that part. I bet her grotesquely huge head made getting work difficult otherwise.
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    All HELL naw. You gotta go. I loved it so I am shocked that it still exists. Can you still shoot pool in that little upper area?
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    So how do you know you get your loved one's cremains? Maybe at the jewelry factory they just send one of the kids to sweep up dust off the street?
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    A veteran practitioner of the Ancient Colombian Martial Art Pendejo-Fu.
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    My dentist uses regular dentist's chairs, but I guess car seats would work too.
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    Did your friends bang AXOs?
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    I did Austin-Bastrop-Lockhart-Austin in 3 days. I was on an old mountain bike that my housemate had borrowed and lowered the seat an inch without telling me. This caused my knee to blow up, plus for some reason a couple of the gears wouldn't sync up. I was semi-crippled by Creedmoor but in my pride I turned down a chance to heave it into the back of a truck and ride into Austin. By the time I hit South Congress, it was a slight downhill all the way to the river and I just smoooooved on in.
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    Tiotkino is right therein the far west where the Ukrainians have advanced to the other bank. My guess is it's either a "Jesus is coming-- hide everything!" moment, or else ditching some supply of fuel or chemicals to keep the Ukrainians from capturing them. Third guess is inbred Soviet-style rock-brain just being dumb.
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    I mean sure, if you can't cadge an old gas mask bag.
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    So I take it you weren't wearing your robot decoy dick.
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    I haven't shared a picture of my gold crowns yet.
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    Borat-ish.
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    I called the plumbers for my elderly mom's house. They were some low number of Kevin Bacons from her late dad's electrical company. Charged her 80 bucks for about an hour's work. My mom, who thinks in 1950 dollars, was indignant.
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    The key in life is to be in a band, not in the band.

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