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    I had all the hippy smells except weed. Was probably sweating Celis.
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    Yep yep yep. Get in there and force the Russians to counterattack on ground of your choosing.
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    It's possible that the three of us stood in line together.
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    The last person I want with his finger on the nukes is some damn poet.
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    It's likely they bought the same cyborg brain in bulk, for the shipping discount.
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    I figure everybody is just Gorilla-Gluing them to their heads.
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    Mark Levin disappointingly reserved. I wanted to watch a chimp fling its poo, but he's just mumbling "socialist/islamist/racist" on a loop.
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    Seeing Scott Baio in the front lines means the Trumpkin Army is well into its Volksgrenadier stage.
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    Once Trump fucks up and insults Walz's family, life will go on as normal. Then that night, Walz will vibrate through the walls of Mar-a-Lago and commence to whompin and whalin on him until they can't tell the difference between Donnie and the diaper.
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    I imagine Walz as the guy on top of the first Sherman tank to bust through the concentration camp gates, swinging the .50 cal around at the SS Guards.
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    Like an eye-linered yippy dog around a polar bear. tldr: Armies that win wars tend to have good sergeants.
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    I had a Chevy Celebrity station wagon. Got it for 600 bucks. Ran without problems for two whole years. Muffler was loose so it sounded like a diesel truck. Used to drive around in parking garages and the noise would make all the car alarms go off. Finally sat for several years in the driveway of my Austin shack-condo. Eventually gave it to the car dealer next to the Groovy Mechanics because they'd made me a sweet deal on a 95 Geo Tracker. Loved that Chevy missile-hurtling-through-space Celebrity. The Tracker crossed Mexico twice, survived a collision with a truck one night in Colima, and still cranks right up. /ILikeStories
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    It's been years since I visited the comic book shop. I should go see how those guys are doing.
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    Brian got busted on a narco rap He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers He said, hey, I know it's dangerous But it sure beats Riker's
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    Harris is gonna go straight through the Ardennes and pick Trump as VP. The deal is that he gets house arrest during her term so long as he never says shit or appears in the media. Nobody will see it coming. The new GOP compromise ticket of Romney-MTG will collapse like a straw hut in a tsunami.
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    It's maga now. Like e e cummings.
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    At this point I want Walz for VP simply for the chance to listen to his spokespeople with ding-dang ding-dang Minnesooota accents.
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    Was Kristi's gravel pit not available?
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    The one time I saw him, he played for about 3 hours then did a 45-minute encore that in itself was better than most other concerts I've seen.
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    I need to steal that dude's stuff.
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    True dat, but they make great sports glasses for stopping impact. My pair stopped a stick that a friend was idly swinging around like a broadsword, just bounced the damn thing off.
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    Misspelled "Bidness."
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    Ask them why they are attending school in Occupied Mexico.
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    Damn. Catturd looks like me if I was trying to play Jabba with no costume.
  25. RDCanecutter
    Lara Loomer definitely says "between you and I."

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