RDCanecutter

If I ever get bored I'm just gonna sit here and watch her monobrow grow back in.

The "U" has too much space on either side. That's what you get when you skip all the liberal arts classes.

Trump trying to dunk would be like smashing a piñata full of live sardines.

Pos cuando se va a callar, el chinga-sofás gorducho ese weyyy

Reminds me of a friend who got an accountant job in Haleyville, up in Winston County aka The Free State of Winston as I was first told by a girl with North Alabama Box Face. My friend said if you wore a tie (which he did,) you got treated like the President of France. Anything was possible. Also it took about 11 cents a week to live well there. But then he had a mental breakdown, semi-recovered, then got destroyed by alcohol and died.

I am more of a downtown Laredo type guy. Stay in that old office-building hotel near the bus station, and stroll over to On The Rocks Tavern to hear some punk bands. The downtown stores are bustling, unlike most of Texas US.

That's the damn truth.

Well, if you put it that way, I'll put on my little ho skirt and go walk the strip.

tldr: no and no. If you're bored and still hanging around: Queen Bee is living life, and now that I don't have to interact with her brain worms, we get along fine. I have very little contact with that club other than bumping into friends at shows, and one woman I convinced to study Scottish Gaelic, because that is what one does. Witch and/or a dozen other nice friendly art show women: my wife says she likes it when other women flirt with me, with the unstated message that if I fool around, I will be living in a muddy ditch eating baloney sandwiches. The first time I met her, she told me how she destroyed her cheating first husband using private detectives, the best divorce lawyers (one that she hired, and a lot more that she "consulted" so they couldn't work for him,) and of course the divorce papers that she delivered to him after midnight at his girlfriend's apartment. So no.

I applaud Drumpf's interest in authenticity even though it will cost a ton of money to reprint every sign and tshirt in his true name.

What? You just leave her urn sitting out for ash thieves? Whatever happened to setting out a bait urn? Urn security 101 dude.

More than one six-pack at a time? In Levittown I had to ritualistically buy one, then walk back a few steps to hand it to my wife, then I could go back to the counter and buy the second. No big deal, I thought it was kinda funny, which managed to get the clerk more pissed off at me.

I'm playin banjo while I read this.

Like vegetarian cross-fit pilots for Trump.

It's Bama. Found the original quote on Wikipedia: "Between Paoli and Penn Hills, Pennsylvania is Alabama without the blacks. They didn't film The Deer Hunter there for nothing – the state has the second-highest concentration of NRA members, behind Texas." For North Alabama, that's dead-on. If you got kidnapped by a PA/AL cartel and dumped in the woods of either state in your underwear you'd be hard-pressed to tell where you were until you tried to buy beer in a gas station. Beer = Bama. No Beer but it's a Sheetz or a Wawa = Penna. (Let me get this tweed jacket on and light this pipe) Beyond that, Carville actually got it backwards. It's Alabama that's Pennsylvania minus Philly and Pennsylvania Dutch. When central PA was first settled it was heavy with Irish types who had 8 kids, and some went west, some stayed home, and the rest piled down along the Appalachian ridges through all those states and the last one was Bama. (There's hill in Mississippi that they sometimes claim as the end of the Appalachians-- they lie.)

I get things like that too. I figure, let it keep going, burn up 3 cents of their ad budget.

Republican idea of Downtown Atlanta = Lawrenceville.

And that band he had with his twin was legit.

Bobby? 2AM in the mornin and that boy already ain't right.

Nope. Pretty sure I read Oedipus Rex, but honestly I was more of an Ionesco guy.

Yknow, if somehow Mexico had hung onto the land up to the Canadian border, they would have needed people to settle it. And hungry Germans and Scandinavians still would have shown up, just like Mormons and Mennonites did in this timeline's Mexico. In such a world, this would have been Northern Mexican cuisine, ooo siiii.

AI spits out a more original country song than humans the past 20 years.

Though I insulted the Maginot Line.

So Vance is gonna be Trump's Maginot Line.

I can't hep it, mon frère. Today I learned that I lived in two worlds: At 16, I rocked a flat-head shovel on a road crew. Later on, I sat in several French Lit classes, no doubt breathing farts. I got a lot from both experiences-- Road crew: got fit and tan and had money. French Lit: made friends with a woman who was good at French and DAMN she could suck a dick.